SUBVERT FROM WITHIN OR WITHOUT -- THE QUICK, EASY WAY!

POLITICS ARE A DEAD END!! The only hope left for human society is PATRIO- PSYCHOTIC ANARCHO-MATERIALISM: every person a Monarch, every yard a Kingdom, every child and dog a serf! COMMUNISM SUCKS and Conspiracy-style "Monopoly Capitalism" is a RUSE. "Bob" doesn't want everyone to be equally POOR -- he wants all humanity equally RICH!!! RICH!!! RICH BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS --WITHOUT WORKING!!! It's a Church of love AND money, AND SENSE -- Common Sense, Sense of Humor, and DOLLARS AND CENTS.

TURN WATER INTO GASOLINE

Look at the word, "SubGenius." Anybody could "qualify." It has NOTHING to do with BRAINS; it's not the intelligence, it's how you use it. The SubGenius is not "just below a Genius;" he does not pretend to Super-Knowledge, but to SubKnowledge: knowledge of the Under Things -- the Hollow Earth from whose darkness issue the Nazi Hell Creatures and other Dwellers of the Abyss. It is in contemplation of the Under Things, the "underwear" lurking just under the "clothing" of Existence, that the SubGenii display what genius they have. The study of this substratum, the "foundation garment" underlying reality, is indeed the SubGenius's strength -- and, ultimately, its undoing as well.


KIDS -- you can know Drs. For "Bob"!!

HAS PEER PRESSURE MADE YOU A PRETEEN DOPE ADDICT?
"BOB" CAN HELP YOU 'KICK' THOSE CONSPIRACY STREET DRUGS
-- AND GET YOU HIGHER, CHEAPER!

Get off false pills and get on "Bob"! -- or get off on false pills with "Bob"!

MORE DRUGS AND FREE PILLS

"Better Than The Bible"

When you take the PILS® that "BOB" sends you, everything seems to fall right into place as if by magic! Your Pink Human boss, date or teacher will be bound instantly under your THRALL... every customer will buy your sales pitch ... every cop will look the other way. Like the Zombies for "Bob" say (over and over again, every day), "MORE THEM KIND PILS, 'BOB'!"
Like to smoke a little of what's in "BOB's" Pipe? Membership in the Church as an ordained SubGenius Minister makes you eligible to be on the waiting list for VAST SHIPMENTS of the LEGAL IMMORTALITY HERB, HABAFROPZIPULOPS (or "FROP" for short) -- the mind-inverting flower which grows only by moonlight on the graves and droppings of dead Tibetan holymen and fullblood Yetis. 'FROP is not only safer than your cheap Conspiracy street drugs -- it's PERMANENT, TOO. No more "coming down!" No matter how much 'Frop you ingest, YOU CAN NEVER AGAIN GET LESS HIGH. Interested?

"Your mind is a bowling pin. The PILS® are the ball. And only J. R. "Bob" Dobbs can bowl a PERFECT GAME." ( Hyperclessians 6:14)

"DRS. FOR "BOB" ARE CERTAINLY NO CREDIT TO ANY LEGITIMATE PROTEST GROUP" -- some Pink New Age Marxist "Loveburger" dipshit

Another page forward into the abyss!

Flip back one page for further meditation

Take me back to the ever-lovin' arms of "Bob" on Page One!


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