KIDS -- you can know Drs. For "Bob"!!
HAS PEER PRESSURE MADE YOU A PRETEEN DOPE ADDICT?
"BOB" CAN HELP YOU 'KICK' THOSE CONSPIRACY STREET DRUGS
-- AND GET YOU HIGHER, CHEAPER!
"Better Than The Bible"
When you take the PILS® that "BOB" sends you,
everything seems to fall right into place as if by magic! Your
Pink Human boss, date or teacher will be bound instantly under
every customer will buy your sales pitch ... every
cop will look the other way. Like the Zombies for "Bob"
say (over and over again, every day), "MORE THEM KIND PILS,
Like to smoke a little of what's in "BOB's" Pipe? Membership in the Church as an ordained SubGenius Minister makes you eligible to be on the waiting list for VAST SHIPMENTS of the LEGAL IMMORTALITY HERB, HABAFROPZIPULOPS (or "FROP" for short) -- the mind-inverting flower which grows only by moonlight on the graves and droppings of dead Tibetan holymen and fullblood Yetis. 'FROP is not only safer than your cheap Conspiracy street drugs -- it's PERMANENT, TOO. No more "coming down!" No matter how much 'Frop you ingest, YOU CAN NEVER AGAIN GET LESS HIGH. Interested?
"Your mind is a bowling pin. The PILS® are the ball.
And only J. R. "Bob" Dobbs can bowl a PERFECT GAME."
( Hyperclessians 6:14)
"DRS. FOR "BOB" ARE CERTAINLY NO CREDIT TO ANY LEGITIMATE PROTEST GROUP" -- some Pink New Age Marxist "Loveburger" dipshit