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DVD-R prices have all been lowered by $5, CDs by $2!
| $10 | Dobbshead Cloisonne Pin | |
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COLLECTOR'S ITEM, back in stock. This has been one of our most popular items. Tasteful, subtle 7/8" nickel-plated brass pin looks expensive as hell! Designed by Dr. Hal Robins. Just like the Masons have, only cooler. Let potential business/sex partners know which side you're on. This fancy 4 color enamel pin also doubles at a tie tack. Perfect for those important business meetings, golfing, short duration weddings, funerals, sacrifices, orgies or just watching TV. No SubGenius should be without one.
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| $16.95 | Dobbshead Cuff Links | |
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BRAND NEW PRODUCT. Tasteful, subtle 7/8" nickel-plated brass cuff links make you look slick, like a cult Mafioso. Designed by Dr. Hal Robins. These positively radiate power and suaveness. No one will guess how cheap they actually are. 4 color enamel face is backed with cuff link attachments. With these, you can blend in with Normals while retaining your Dobbs-given powers of Enslackenment. Nobody who's anybody doesn't have a set.
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| $3.00 | I'M MAD TOO Bumper Sticker | |
| As seen on Rachel Maddow's show! BIG 12 inch by 3 inch white vinyl bumper sticker with image of J.R. "Bob" Dobbs on left and, on right, the phrase:
You can JUST MAIL US $3.00 PO Box 181417 CLEVE HTS OH 44118 |
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| $18.95 | REVELATION X | |
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The 1995 sequel to The Book of the SubGenius, the Last New Testament, HAS BEEN REPRINTED! Either the greatest general satire of pure human stupidity and greed ever created, or a self-help book from Hell, REVELATION X is darker, deeper, more detailed, louder and funnier than The Book of the SubGenius.
This HUGE tome of PURE DOCTRINAL RANTING and HIGH-POWERED GRAPHICS is so utterly and relentlessly TRUE and SLACK-IMBUED that old-time SubGenii, and newcomers alike, will laugh 'till their guts bleed and befoul their pants in sheer astonishment. God's Answer to Fundamentalists -- shove this book into ANY orifice and watch it GO! BACK IN PRINT IN A REVISED EDITION FROM THUNDER'S MOUTH PRESS! $18.95 |
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| ALL GONE | THE SUBGENIUS PSYCHLOPAEDIA OF SLACK - THE BOBLIOGRAPHON | |
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NYES! A THIRD SUBGENIUS TESTAMENT! The NEW (Oct. 2006) encyclopedia of abnormality -- 240 pages of cornea-melting illustrations and newly-released SubGenius writings that will SHOCK those who thought surely everything must be contained within the previous books. All-new revelations re: the Mystery of X-Day; Connie Dobbs; Subicide; Slack Magic; SubGenius Kooks; "Bob's" Dark Secrets; The Earth-Mars Switch and infinitely more! From mighty Thunder's Mouth/Avalon.
Contents: WRITTEN: Ivan Stang 44%, Nenslo 14%, Onan Canobite 8%, Philo Drummond, G.G. Gordon, Dr. Hal, Susie the Floozy ~4 % each, 45 others <2% each. GRAPHICS: LeMur 18%, Heart Ignition 18%, IMBJR 9%, Nenslo 7%, Espira 4%, Stang 5%, Hellswami Satellite Weavers 3%, Atom Funway 3%. Ignatz Topolino 1%, Hal Robins 3%, 49 others ~1% each TOO LATE; SOLD OUT; OUT OF PRINT (at least for now) |
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| $14.95 | ARISE! DVD (REVISED 2005 version) |
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SEE... the erotic life and gory death of swinging Sex God J. R. "Bob" Dobbs
HEAR... the secrets of a mind-altering alien sex conspiracy which promises to destroy all human society -- PRAISE "BOB"!! THINK... for the VERY FIRST TIME! This is the SubGenius video to go buy. Vividly presents the LIVING SEED-WORD PROPAGANDA of DOBBS, compressed into one eyeball-slamming 86-minute editing tour-de-force that shoots the dogma straight up your optic nerve and deep into your brain. Narrator Dr. Howll (Hal Robins) takes the initiate on a soul-wrenching journey deep into the very bowels of the Church. Includes "THE LIFE OF "BOB," a perfect introduction to the Church for your illiterate friends. FILM THREAT called this "One of the 10 Must-Have Underground Videos." 10,000 collage clips of bizarre Badfilms illustrate the narration - plus ELECTRONIC ANIMATION OF THE GODS, and riveting LIVE devival rants by all-star preachers, with music by DK Jones, Mark Mothersbaugh, Drs. 4 "Bob," Negativland, Slack master Cleve, Lonesome Cowboy Dave. Rare glimpses of Dobbstown... 'behind the scenes' peeks at SubGenius Radio Doktors in surgery... even captured FBI footage of DOBBS HIMSELF. YOU WILL ACTUALLY WITNESS the astounding, blood- drenched scenes of the ASSASSINATION OF "BOB!" NOW INCLUDES 1 HOUR OF EXTRA FEATURES:
6X-Day Mini (10-minute music short) $14.95 |
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| $14.95 | STANG LIVE 2005 DVD | |
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3 Sermons on The Word of "Bob" by Rev. Ivan Stang $14.95 |
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| $14.95 | GREAT DOBBS ALMIGHTY DVD | |
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Over 2.3 hours of rarities MAKING OF MTV/SUBGENIUS (1991) The SUBGENIUS ART SHOW AT PSYCHEDELIC SOLUTION GALLERY, NYC (1990) "Bob's" LUNCH HOUR starring Dr. Philo Drummond as "Bob" (Started in 1977 - finished in 2007) UNSEEN INTERVIEWS: Dr. Hal interviewed re: "Bob's" Shooting, 1984 LIES (Paul Mavrides), Pope Sternodox and Puzzling Evidence - uncut footage from 1981 World SubCon videos, shot for Showtime "What's Up America" AND MORE $14.95 |
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| $12.95 | HOUR OF SLACK #984 - SubGenius "ALBUM SAMPLER" |
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Hours of Slack are either given away in MP3 on SubSITE, broadcast on the radio, sold in archival collections in MP3 on CD-R, or sold as a subscription on plain audio CD with separate tracks. We didn't sell individual Hours of Slack... until NOW! One or two cuts each from all SubGenius albums: Bobsongs, Media Barrages, live radio -- a little of the best of everything from 25 years of SubGenius productions. Unamimously declared one of the best Hour of Slack episodes ever, yet it's almost entirely composed of old classics. A GREAT starter for newly-Endarkened SubGenii. 35 tracks in all, including "WHAT IS DOBBSTOWN?" Click here for TRACK LIST $12.95 |
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| $2.00 | Church Button | |
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SHOW OFF YOUR RELIGIOUS AFFILIATION WITH PRIDE! Same as the one that comes with every Membership Pack. 1 inch metal button with Church of the SubGenius logo and radiant J.R. "Bob" Dobbs.
+ 50¢ U.S. postage. PO Box 181417 CLEVE HTS OH 44118 |
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| $12.95 | MEDIA BARRAGE #3: "Sex, Sickness and Slack" |
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 Front by Heart Ignition See Back Cover by Heart Ignition |
Maybe it's a good thing that we sorta kept this one under wraps for such a long time. Some sections are not tame even by today's standards, and this was assembled mostly in 1980. Includes early talk radio appearances of Dr. Philo Drummond and Rev. Ivan Stang, the beginnings of Doktors 4 "Bob," and the legendary Puzzling Evidence TAPES (before the radio shows). Also in this 80-minute collage are some very rare and rude "bootleg" pieces from now-famous comedians that were not known for such raunch in their day. Intensely insane, through and through. Redneck preacher samples from Dallas Christian radio must be heard to be believed -- truly inspirational to the budding SubGenius ranter. 72 separate tracks for easy ripping.
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| $14.95 | 66 HOURS OF SLACK in MP3 Feb., 2002, to April 2003 ** (requires MP3 player) |
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In truth, there are more than 66 hour-long shows on this disk, but "Sixty-Six" has more of a ring to it. Especially this year. Includes Hours of Slack #824 - 885 (Feb. 2002 to April 2003), in mono, 22 kbps -- not quite as high-resolution as our 12 Hours of Slack collections, but excellent sound if you don't mind losing the stereo brain-cleave effects. The previous volumes like this, which were partly RealAudio, have been very popular. This one, entirely remastered by St. David Bachner for MP3, is of greatly improved sound quality, and we recommend this one for newcomers. Put this disk on an MP3 player, and it will play all the shows in order -- for 68 hours straight, if you don't hit the off switch. YOU MIGHT NOT. (Make sure the player isn't set on "Loop" before you start! The SubGenius Foundation, Inc., is NOT RESPONSIBLE for cases of starvation resulting from purchase of this long-play CDR.) Text file logs of all shows are included. For detailed listings of specific shows, see HOUR OF SLACK SHOW LOGS $14.95 |
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