Whizbangs, Gimcracks and GeeGaws

Now you can directly pay with a credit card, OR PayPal (which also takes credit cards, plus their own cut). Order through Bulldada with your credit card (or whatever) via the gray "Get it!" buttons inside the box with description, OR through PayPal using the PalPal buttons below each box... BUT NOT BOTH! On second thought, what the hell. USE both if you want; "Bob" will then love you twice as much.


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Qty:    Dobbshead Cloisonne Pin
COLLECTOR'S ITEM, back in stock. This has been one of our most popular items. Tasteful, subtle 7/8" nickel-plated brass pin looks expensive as hell! Designed by Dr. Hal Robins. Just like the Masons have, only cooler. Let potential business/sex partners know which side you're on. This fancy 4 color enamel pin also doubles at a tie tack. Perfect for those important business meetings, golfing, short duration weddings, funerals, sacrifices, orgies or just watching TV.   No SubGenius should be without one.


Finally back in stock! $10.00


Qty:    Dobbshead Cuff Links
BRAND NEW PRODUCT. Tasteful, subtle 7/8" faux-metal cuff links make you look slick, like a cult Mafioso. Designed by Dr. Hal Robins. These positively radiate power and suaveness. No one will guess how cheap they actually are. 4 color enamel face is backed with cuff link attachments. With these, you can blend in with Normals while retaining your Dobbs-given powers of Enslackenment.  Nobody who's anybody doesn't have a set.


Set of Two: $16.95

Qty:    I'M MAD TOO Bumper Sticker
BIG 12 inch by 3 inch white vinyl bumper sticker with image of J.R. "Bob" Dobbs on left and, on right, the phrase:


I'M MAD TOO, "BOB"
You can JUST MAIL US $3.00

PO Box 181417 CLEVE HTS OH 44118

Qty:    Dobbshead Bumper Sticker
8.5 inch by 3 inch white vinyl bumper sticker with image of J.R. "Bob" Dobbs on left and, on right, the phrase:


BEWARE
You can JUST MAIL US $3.00

PO Box 181417 CLEVE HTS OH 44118


NOTE: There are over 23 more (and more expensive) bumper stickers at THE SUBGENIUS STORE.

Qty:    Dobbshead Sticker
4.25 x 5.5 inch white vinyl sticker with PERFECT image of J.R. "Bob" Dobbs AND NOTHING ELSE.



You can JUST MAIL US $3.00

PO Box 181417 CLEVE HTS OH 44118

Qty:    Church Button
SHOW OFF YOUR RELIGIOUS AFFILIATION WITH PRIDE! Same as the one that comes with every Membership Pack. 1 inch metal button with Church of the SubGenius logo and radiant J.R. "Bob" Dobbs.


You can JUST MAIL US $2.00

+ 50¢ U.S. postage. PO Box 181417 CLEVE HTS OH 44118

Qty:    Dobbshead Button
COLLECTOR'S ITEM -- limited supply. 1 inch metal button with magic image of J.R. "Bob" Dobbs -- commemorate the Detroit SubGenius Devival 2003. See CLOSE-UP OF BUTTON.



You can JUST MAIL US $1.00

+ 50¢ U.S. postage. PO Box 181417 CLEVE HTS OH 44118

Qty:    "BOB" CONDOM
J. R. "Bob" Dobbs promised to save your sanity - now he will save your sex life, too! Have protected sex with any human, without fear of disease or half-breed progeny. NOT A JOKE! However, we must inform you that the Dobbshead is not printed on the condom itself, but only on the packaging (as shown). Therefore, this is not a way to get "Bob" inside you; it is, however, the best possible way to lure somebody else inside your bed. The scientists at Condomania Inc. are working to find a way to print the Dobbshead directly on the rubber using nontoxic Prairie Squid ink. (Don't hold your breath, however. Order now!)

For more condoms by SubGenius artists such as Rev. Winston Smith and Rev. Robert Williams, see the Condomania Catalog

6 for $5.95

Qty:    CONNIE CONDOM -- "The CONNIEDOM"
Let CONNIE catch that errant seed before it hits something dangerous, like an ovum. Too impregnable for impregnating, except by the heartiest supersized Yetis. NOTE: Conniehead (IMBJR version) is printed on the packaging but NOT the rubber. Some people seem to feel that having a face tattooed on their insides isn't worth the fun of watching the face distort when the condom is worn. Our labs are searching for a way to use nontoxic Prairie Squid ink on these otherwise standard "Coney Island Whitefish."

For these condoms in bulk, see the Condomania Catalog

6 for $5.95

Qty:    SUBGENIUS FLEXIDISK

mug_t.gif (4373 bytes) Yes, this is a little bitty floppy "LP RECORD," about the size of a 45 rpm disk but runs at 33 rpm and is literally floppy, etched onto thin plastic. Magazines like National Geographic, Mad and Guitar Player would occasionally include these things inside their publications. When THE BOOK OF THE SUBGENIUS was published the first time by McGraw-Hill in 1983, we made a 6 minute promo collage (edited by Puzzling Evidence and Rev. Ivan Stang) which was sent to contributors and reviewers. The audio collage material was since used on our CDs of Media Barrage 0 and Hour of Slack Classics. But where else will you find one of THESE? Truly a nutty collector's item. The sound is not bad at all, if you can find a turntable. We wouldn't charge so much for them, but they're a bitch to mail because they have to stay flat.

SOLD OUT! TRY eBAY!

Qty:    The Holy 7-Bladed Windbreaker

SEE BACK OF LABEL, close-up		 Now YOU can weild one of "Bob's" most potent weapons against the Conspiracy! The Seven Bladed Windbreaker is based on an ancient Malaysian ritual object used to promote FERTILITY. "Bob," with the covert aid of the Catholic Church, disseminated this device in the guise of a simple child's toy during the 1950's. When the first "crop" of children turned out to be heavily SubGenius, the Catholic Church withdrew its support from "Bob" and the Seven-Bladed Windbreaker Project. Ever since, the forces of the Conspiracy have done everything they can to cover up all knowledge of this weapon, and they succeeded -- UNTIL NOW! (from the IrRev. Friday Jones Instructions, included)

15" tall. Pure 100% plastic. Lethal.

Marked up from $7.77! You pay ONLY:

SOLD OUT

ANY SUBGENIUS PRODUCT COULD SUDDENLY DISAPPEAR FOREVER
-- SO BUY EVERYTHING NOW!!

Qty:    Full Metal Dobbshead

SOLD OUT -- try next planet
mug_t.gif (4373 bytes) Rev. Blackout makes these incredible 9.5 inch high SOLID HAND POLISHED METAL CLASSIC DOBBSHEADS suitable for hanging in your trailer home -- or mounting on the front of the truck that pulls it! Ours was tough enough to survive Burning Man (where it was used with a flashlight to create STUNNING warped Dobbshead shadows on a huge screen, to slack-jawwed saucer-eyed ravists, gapers, hipsties and burners).

With handles for mounting or hanging. A screen backing as shown at right and in the pictures below is available from Rev. Blackout.

Casts terrifying shadows!

Scares Pinks, Attracts Soul/Sex Slaves!

Approved by Dobbs!

JUST IN: MIRACLE PHOTO! IT BLEEDS -- yet, NO VEINS!

NONE LEFT!

ANY SUBGENIUS PRODUCT COULD SUDDENLY DISAPPEAR FOREVER
-- SO BUY NOW!!


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