SPLIT CROTCH MORMON UNDERWEAR

As any good Mormon knows, when the inspiration to give the church another son or daughter strikes, there's no time to waste struggling with old fashioned Mormon underwear. Our NEW split-crotch "Trump of Moroni" design allows smooth non-binding access...

One customer writes:
"Your split-crotch underwear are a Godsend!! The amount of time they have saved me each week was enough that I have been able to do part-time volunteer work for Deseret Industries"

Mrs. B. Y. - Salt Lake City



INFLATABLE VIRGIN MARY


She's hot and holy - AND she's ready for immaculate conception!!!
Made of the finest puncture-proof vinyl, Mary stands 68 inches tall. She comes equipped with orgasmic genuflect action, and also our special "Voice of GOD" tape player with 10 "Nookie Talk" revelations like: "God is good, but you're better" and "Ohhhh, you're much bigger than the Holy Ghost."


CHURCH STEEPLE RECTAL PROBE


If you are like most Christians, you've probably spent years seeking better sources of rectal stimulation. Sure, broomhandles, jelly jars and bricks are fun, but they are unsanitary... and even dangerous.

Our CHURCH STEEPLE RECTAL PROBE puts an end to your search. Specially designed for Second Coming, Inc. by Oral Roberts' younger brother, Anal, this unique 5 1/4 inch long vibrator features a realistic church steeple appearance.

Hygenically constucted of smooth non-abrasive rubber, its patented "ANUS ANCHOR"© allows it to stay in place, once inserted, for days at a time.


Perfect for wear around the home or office.