Ok,Legume and Dynasoar: Here's the proof the "Canadian" Bob Dobbs was
there last Wednesday nite. First, Legume - do you remember visiting with
Strange at the house where Stang stayed a couple of nights as a guest of
Hagop the Armenian and Job? Do you remember you, Legume, coming on to
Hagop a little too strong and he told you to chill out? You didn't stop,
and he then gave you some more reasons to stop, and you had the good sense
finally to give up being so intense. How does Dobbs know this? He was
there. As for Stang, perhaps he remembers talking with Hagop about Hagop
meeting Tim Leary in Florida in October,1994, and wanting to ask Leary a
question about "synchronicity". Stang told Hagop that would have been a
stupid question to ask Leary and gave the lame half-truth definition of
synchronicity as "you see in it what you want to see" (Stang has no
inkling of the other half - "xenochrony"). Stang also told Job there was a
good chance Job's cartoons will be in an upcoming Stark Fist. How does
Dobbs know this? He was there - while Stang stayed up all night. As for
the Anti-Grammies show, it was poorly attended and Legume did not live up
to the conditions and request Dobbs to come up on stage. So, Legume, you
can rest assured Dobbs will be at the Seattle and Portland shows coming up
- just make certain you reqest his presence onstage when you are doing
your rant.
Meanwhile:
Frank Zappa has spoken to Bob Dobbs through a medium and the conversation
is in the new FLIPSIDE on the better magazine stands now. It is a very
informative interview with Frank explaining key aspects of his conceptual
continuity, the Rumpelstiltskin motif, Gail's new DVD projects, the fans'
reactions to the previous channeling with Bob Marshall published in
FLIPSIDE #101(April'96), his views on David Walley's book, and many other
topics. There is also a conversation with Timothy Leary done 5 months
after Leary died. AT THE END OF THE LEARY INTERVIEW HE COMMENTS ON THE
"CANADIAN" BOB DOBBS.
Sincerely,
purple
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From: mitchell@Doesn't.Spam.Suck.interserv.com (Popess Lilith von Fraumench)
In article
<purple-0403981114250001@ip206.an5-new-york4.ny.pub-ip.psi.net>,
purple@ingress.com wrote:
|So, Legume, you
|can rest assured Dobbs will be at the Seattle and Portland shows coming up
|- just make certain you reqest his presence onstage when you are doing
|your rant.
Unfortunately Legume won't be at either the Portland or Seattle devivals.
Instead there will be a small army of Men In Black with orders to
"inconvenience" anyone who claims to be "Bob". It'll be cute to see how
they interpret the word "inconvenience". From my understanding, it's
pretty graphic.
P-Lil
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From: friday@subgenius.com (IrRev. Friday Jones)
In article <mitchell-0403981314020001@spry-xyp4.spry.com>,
mitchell@Doesn't.Spam.Suck.interserv.com (Popess Lilith von Fraumench)
wrote:
>In article
><purple-0403981114250001@ip206.an5-new-york4.ny.pub-ip.psi.net>,
>purple@ingress.com wrote:
>
>|So, Legume, you
>|can rest assured Dobbs will be at the Seattle and Portland shows coming up
>|- just make certain you reqest his presence onstage when you are doing
>|your rant.
>
>Unfortunately Legume won't be at either the Portland or Seattle devivals.
>Instead there will be a small army of Men In Black with orders to
>"inconvenience" anyone who claims to be "Bob". It'll be cute to see how
>they interpret the word "inconvenience". From my understanding, it's
>pretty graphic.
Legume WILL be at the Boston SubGenius Devival on April 23rd, though.
Would Bob Dean grace us with his presence? I'm sure we'll have a "special"
welcome waiting for him. Perhaps Mr. Dean would care to enter the
Rant-Off? If he truly speaks for "Bob" he should have no problem winning!
- IrRev. Friday Jones
--
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Final, Final SubGenius Devival & Armageddon Party
April 23rd, 1998 - Middle East Restaurant, Cambridge MA
Stang/Legume/Meyer/B T M KOS/Bro.Duncan/Rev.DK Jones/MORE!
9:30 PM - 1:30 AM, Door Opens at 9, 18+, $10 admission
http://www.tiac.net/users/fjones/xdayfiles.html
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From: DrLegume <legume@subgenius.com>
purple@ingress.com wrote:
>
> Ok,Legume and Dynasoar: Here's the proof the "Canadian" Bob Dobbs was
> there last Wednesday nite. First, Legume - do you remember visiting with
> Strange at the house where Stang stayed a couple of nights as a guest of
> Hagop the Armenian and Job? Do you remember you, Legume, coming on to
> Hagop a little too strong and he told you to chill out? You didn't stop,
> and he then gave you some more reasons to stop, and you had the good sense
> finally to give up being so intense. How does Dobbs know this? He was
> there. As for Stang, perhaps he remembers talking with Hagop about Hagop
> meeting Tim Leary in Florida in October,1994, and wanting to ask Leary a
> question about "synchronicity". Stang told Hagop that would have been a
> stupid question to ask Leary and gave the lame half-truth definition of
> synchronicity as "you see in it what you want to see" (Stang has no
> inkling of the other half - "xenochrony"). Stang also told Job there was a
> good chance Job's cartoons will be in an upcoming Stark Fist. How does
> Dobbs know this? He was there - while Stang stayed up all night. As for
> the Anti-Grammies show, it was poorly attended and Legume did not live up
> to the conditions and request Dobbs to come up on stage. So, Legume, you
> can rest assured Dobbs will be at the Seattle and Portland shows coming up
> - just make certain you reqest his presence onstage when you are doing
> your rant.
> Meanwhile:
>
> Frank Zappa has spoken to Bob Dobbs through a medium and the conversation
> is in the new FLIPSIDE on the better magazine stands now. It is a very
> informative interview with Frank explaining key aspects of his conceptual
> continuity, the Rumpelstiltskin motif, Gail's new DVD projects, the fans'
> reactions to the previous channeling with Bob Marshall published in
> FLIPSIDE #101(April'96), his views on David Walley's book, and many other
> topics. There is also a conversation with Timothy Leary done 5 months
> after Leary died. AT THE END OF THE LEARY INTERVIEW HE COMMENTS ON THE
> "CANADIAN" BOB DOBBS.
>
> Sincerely,
> purple
Funny, I don't recall ANY of that shit. What a pathetic lying fuck.
Y'know, I think the best course of action from now on is to not even
mention this lying cowardly douchebag's name. It only encourages his
delusions, and makes him think he's somebody. He obviously isn't
ANYBODY, because on the occasions our paths supposedly crossed he lurked
like a toilet-peeker and remained a faceless anonymous nonentity.
Even assuming Dobbs' name couldn't elevate this toad above invisible man
status. His success can be measured by his appearances in a zine nobody
reads, and by the fact that every subgenius sees him as an irritating
rectal itch.
We have given Bob Dean what he's always needed (no, not a toothbrush).
We have given him undeserved attention. This ends now.
The world will be destroyed in a few short months, and Bob Dean will on
it. I will not mention his name again , and I encourage the rest of you
to do likewise.
He no longer exists, and if anyone asks me about him again, I'm going to
tell them Stang made the whole thing up.
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From: monsterwax@aol.com (Monsterwax)
I'll be at the Portland and Seattle show, just to see if this Canook really has
the balls to go up on stage with Legume. I'll take a vial and some tweezers to
pick up the pieces just in case he does. It would make one heck of a souvenir.
Yee-haw!
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From: DrLegume <legume@subgenius.com>
Monsterwax wrote:
>
> I'll be at the Portland and Seattle show, just to see if this Canook really has
> the balls to go up on stage with Legume. I'll take a vial and some tweezers to
> pick up the pieces just in case he does. It would make one heck of a souvenir.
> Yee-haw!
Who are you talking about? There IS NO CANUCK.
--
The Holocaustal Homepage
http://members.tripod.com/~DrLegume/index.html
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From: mitchell@Doesn't.Spam.Suck.interserv.com (Popess Lilith von Fraumench)
In article <34FFBA28.7D9E@subgenius.com>, legume@subgenius.com wrote:
>Monsterwax wrote:
>>
>> I'll be at the Portland and Seattle show, just to see if this Canook really
> has
>> the balls to go up on stage with Legume. I'll take a vial and some tweezers
> to
>> pick up the pieces just in case he does. It would make one heck of a
> souvenir.
>> Yee-haw!
>
>Who are you talking about? There IS NO CANUCK.
And if there ever was a canuck, there won't be one around for long. However,
I, too, am starting to doubt the existence of this "B*b D**n" character. I
mean, I've HEARD some lame prattling on a CD that claimed to be the voice of
"Bob" Dobbs, that SUPPOSEDLY came from Canada, but as far as I know someone
recorded that CD in a phone booth! And CDs are cheap these days--anyone
willing to suck cock once a night for a year can finance a CD!
Hmm. Now that I'm thinking about it, I think Legume's right on this--it DOES
sound like something Stang would do!
P-Lil
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From: purple@ingress.com
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Electro-weakbear!!: Re:"Canadian" Bob Dobbs
Date: Tue, 24 Feb 1998 19:57:37 -0500
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Yo Electro-weakbear,
I post messages for the "Canadian" Bob Dobbs on alt.slack - actually, the
most recent one is just six postings before yours (read it for the latest
news). Bob is now featured regularly in FLIPSIDE magazine (since June '95)
and is presently living in New York City. For a good summary of Bob's
effect on the Church he inspired read the interview with Rev.Stang in GRAY
AREAS magazine (in '93 or early '94).
Sincerely,
purple
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From: jetrock@nospam-emrl.com (Jetrock)
Subject: Re: Electro-weakbear!!: Re:"Canadian" Bob Dobbs
purple@ingress.com gibbered unto the multitudes thusly:
: Yo Electro-weakbear,
: I suck greasy cock for the "Canadian" Bob Dobbs on alt.slack - actually,
the
: most recent one is just six postings before yours (read it for the latest
: news), if you, like me, have no comprehension of how USENET net-feeds
: work and think that, somehow, you will be loading exactly the same
: messages, in exactly the same order, at exactly the same time as me,
: like it's a fucking TV Guide and not a weird, squishy Usenet that
: linear-minded jackoffs like me are barely even capable of using, let
: alone comprehending. Anyhow, the moronic cock-eater that calls himself
: the fake Bob is now featured regularly in FLIPSIDE magazine (since June
: '95 when we talked them into buying our moronic scam)
: and is presently living in eternal torment and pain as the permanent
: guests of the YACATISMA PAIN-MATRIX ALIEN DEATH MACHINES. For a
: good summary of Bob Dean's moronic ripoff scam and it pathetic cheesy
: effect on the Church he plagiarized read the interview with Rev.Stang in
: GRAY AREAS magazine (in '93 or early '94).
: Sincerely,
: purple
--
-----Rev. JETROCK, cyber-messianic noiseman and ANGRY MONKEY
*** SACRAMENTO, CA SUBGENIUS DEVIVAL, MARCH 28, 1998! GUILD THEATER! ***
* *
* DEVIVAL INFORMATION: http://emrl.com/~jetrock/devival.html *
* *
SubGenius Code: hyb^R0(F&V13013#&*)Q#G^HVE$H*QXIST&)H#HEIEI*Y#&*BEIEIEIEIjH&H7
t#QU&m'MUH!!@^TT)&^%JHVH-1&@R(FU#HB$&*)T"BOB"G$#G*(&Y(_*Y*_(YH*(#SLACKNTH&$#&%
QQ{{U*(#U*7/5/98-7:00AM&*(Y*(7669682876**G'BROAGFRAN((*@*(u893y877)&_&*#_Y*H%R
*&#Y)*37Y&&BY#h&^@""o98i34jt4nunj8u90NUNU!dbvPOB140306DALLASTX75214n"BOB"!!!!!
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From: UnitIV@sputum.com (Doktor DynaSoar)
purple@ingress.com wrote:
}I post messages for the "Canadian" Bob Dobbs on alt.slack
And nowhere else. And for no other reason. And no one ever pays attention
except to remind you of these things.
Do you deny you suck shit from dead frogs?
I HAVE PROOF. Frank and Tim told me so, but they didn't have to pay for
magazine space to do it.
--
(@ @)\DynaSoar\___, Doktor DynaSoar Iridium, Scienfictiontologist
ll ll Yetii Genetii Research InstiToot, Somedamnwhere, VA
Clench of The One True Pipe Dream, ElectroChurch of the SubGenius
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From: twgs@whatsthepoint.net (Max Sendq)
Thus spake Jetrock:
>: good summary of Bob Dean's moronic ripoff scam and it pathetic cheesy
>: effect on the Church he plagiarized read the interview with Rev.Stang in
>: GRAY AREAS magazine (in '93 or early '94).
Or rather, don't, because Gray Areas
started acting really pissy and stuck up
back in September and are presumably
caught in a lethal ostrich jism matrix
somewhere.
--
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"Sister system, give me my leg back, will you? I've only been given
light-red fennels; hope you'll sob into a sunflower" - Lars Hollmer
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From: anybear@newsweak.con (electro-weakbear)
I've heard plenty said ABOUT Bob Dobbs but the "Canadian" Bob is the only
one I've actually HEARD:
Bob's Talk Show, circa 1990 - CKLN with Mike Dire, CBC-BNW avec B.Bambury,
and the DOVE tapes are what turned me on to Bob. ARISE was a work in
itself, filled with exciting Bob lore, but for me it came long after I
found BOB.
So what's the history on this? And who is Bob Marshal? Any relation?
Pardon my naivete if I seem to be asking a pointless or long since answered
question, but there simply aren't enough hours in a day to keep track of
this stuff.
Thanks in advance.
electro-weak bear
Higgy Baby!!!
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From: Modemac <modemac@shell1.tiac.net>
electro-weakbear <anybear@newsweak.con> wrote:
> I've heard plenty said ABOUT Bob Dobbs but the "Canadian" Bob is the only
> one I've actually HEARD:
The so-called "Canadian Bob" is Bob Dean, the guy in Canada who once claimed
that he was "Bob." He ran his own radio show for a while (it was finally
cancelled, if I remember right), released a CD called "Bob's Media Ecology"
(it included a Negativland piece, but Negativland later distanced themselves
from him and said that they were tricked into doing the piece), and preached
his philosophy according to Marshall McLuhan. The feud between Stang and
Dean was reported in a few places -- there's one for your perusal in the
SubGenius Media Archive, jump to it from my Web site -- but eventually the
whole shebang died down. Dean just fizzled out, but the REAL "Bob" Dobbs got
stronger and stronger, especially when the Net's popularity exploded.
--
Reverend Modemac (modemac@tiac.net)
First Online Church of "Bob"
URL: http://www.tiac.net/users/modemac/
(FINGER modemac@sunspot.tiac.net for a FREE SubGenius Pamphlet!)
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From: jetrock@nospam-emrl.com (Jetrock)
Subject: Re: THE "CANADIAN" BOB DOBBS - where is he?
Modemac (modemac@shell1.tiac.net) gibbered unto the multitudes thusly:
: electro-weakbear <anybear@newsweak.con> wrote:
: > I've heard plenty said ABOUT Bob Dobbs but the "Canadian" Bob is the only
: The so-called "Canadian Bob" is Bob Dean, the guy in Canada who once claimed
[snippage]
: whole shebang died down. Dean just fizzled out, but the REAL "Bob" Dobbs got
: stronger and stronger, especially when the Net's popularity exploded.
Well, actually, Bob Dean does do occasional articles for FLIPSIDE
Magazine, and he posts to alt.slack as "purple@ingress.com", in a vain
attempt to get some alt.slack folk to listen to him, but what happens more
often is that NENSLO and I make him our bitch. I think he kind of likes
swallowing the gallons of rancid semen we blast down his throat and down
his ears, especially after we use our special "enlargement tools"
necessary to fit our hideous SubGenius organs into his cranium.
So he is kind of still around, in a pathetic, horrifying,
queasiness-inducing sort of way.
-----Rev. JETROCK, cyber-messianic noiseman and ANGRY MONKEY
*** SACRAMENTO, CA SUBGENIUS DEVIVAL, MARCH 28, 1998! GUILD THEATER! ***
* *
* DEVIVAL INFORMATION: http://emrl.com/~jetrock/devival.html *
* *
SubGenius Code: hyb^R0(F&V13013#&*)Q#G^HVE$H*QXIST&)H#HEIEI*Y#&*BEIEIEIEIjH&H7
t#QU&m'MUH!!@^TT)&^%JHVH-1&@R(FU#HB$&*)T"BOB"G$#G*(&Y(_*Y*_(YH*(#SLACKNTH&$#&%
QQ{{U*(#U*7/5/98-7:00AM&*(Y*(7669682876**G'BROAGFRAN((*@*(u893y877)&_&*#_Y*H%R
*&#Y)*37Y&&BY#h&^@""o98i34jt4nunj8u90NUNU!dbvPOB140306DALLASTX75214n"BOB"!!!!!
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From: UnitIV@sputum.com (Doktor DynaSoar)
electro-weakbear wrote:
}I've heard plenty said ABOUT Bob Dobbs but the "Canadian" Bob is the only
}one I've actually HEARD:
}
} Bob's Talk Show, circa 1990 - CKLN with Mike Dire, CBC-BNW avec B.Bambury,
}and the DOVE tapes are what turned me on to Bob. ARISE was a work in
}itself, filled with exciting Bob lore, but for me it came long after I
}found BOB.
}
}So what's the history on this? And who is Bob Marshal? Any relation?
Dobbs is never heard, and only somewhat seen. Anything Dobbslike which is
clear and knowable is either hallucination or bullshit. In the bushhead's
case, it's stolen bullshit that's he's not even capable of making up for
himself. Pretty fucking sad when you have to live off a lie, and a stolen
one at that.
Let's see him do the resurrection shuffle come July, eh?
Eh?
Eh? Bushhead?
--
(@ @)\DynaSoar\___, Doktor DynaSoar Iridium, Scienfictiontologist
ll ll Yetii Genetii Research InstiToot, Somedamnwhere, VA
Clench of The One True Pipe Dream, ElectroChurch of the SubGenius
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From: DrLegume <legume@xsubgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: HEY BOB DEAN! I'm coming to NY!
I'm going to be in NY tonight for Fuck the Grammies, and I'm challenging
YOU to a no-holds-barred, bareknuckle fistfight ONSTAGE. If you win,
I'll personally SUCK YOUR DICK. If I win, I'll snap your spine and make
you suck it yourself.
If you really ARE "Bob" Dobbs, you oughtta be able to kick my ass
EASILY.
But since if you do show up, you'll hide and lurk like last time I was
there, I dont really expect to see you at all. And we all know what
that would mean...that you're NOT MAN ENOUGH TO BE "BOB" DOBBS...YOURE
NOT EVEN MAN ENOUGH TO BE BOB DEAN.
What size dress do you wear, Miss Dean?
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From: purple@ingress.com
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: No problem, Dr Legume.
Date: Wed, 25 Feb 1998 20:05:25 -0500
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Bob Dobbs will definitely be at the Fuck the Grammies show tonite. Any
time during your rant, Dr Legume, just ask Bob to come up on stage. He'll
be in the audience, and he'll even give you the first swing. However, this
may mean that you'll miss July 5/98.
Sincerely,
purple
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From: DrLegume <legume@xsubgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: No problem, Dr Legume.
Date: Thu, 26 Feb 1998 14:54:39 -0800
Organization: The Hellfire Club
purple@ingress.com wrote:
>
> Bob Dobbs will definitely be at the Fuck the Grammies show tonite. Any
> time during your rant, Dr Legume, just ask Bob to come up on stage. He'll
> be in the audience, and he'll even give you the first swing. However, this
> may mean that you'll miss July 5/98.
>
> Sincerely,
> purple
DEAN NEVER SHOWED, OF COURSE
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From: craig@bbs.cpcn.com (Pastor Craig)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: No problem, Dr Legume.
But enough about this Bob Dean fellow. What about you Purple?
You've been posting here for two years and yet you remain
an enigma, prefering only to hype this other guy.
Tell us about yourself!
What soap do you use (and why)?
Which is better, IBM or MAC's?
What is the best way to measure excrement?
Billy Joel: da stuff or weak?
Which Spice girl do you like the best?
Does Pastor Craig whine too much about not getting laid?
Does $aint &drew whine too much about getting laid?
Spunky, Sparky or Spider monkey?
Any spare computer parts for Zoogz Rift?
Is Terry better off without Dennis?
Will insane weather criminal Maxq be stopped?
Let us know!
Pastor Craig
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From: cuthulu <cuthulu@cuthulu.prysm.net>
craig@bbs.cpcn.com (Pastor Craig) writes:
> What soap do you use (and why)?
Dr. Bronner's Liquid Soap, eucalyptus. I like
the fact that is naturally made and I like the
acidity of the eucalyptus. You can shave with
it, shampoo with it, and brush your teeth with
it as well as the usual showering function.
(I know many of you use the classic Peppermint,
but I urge you to give the eucalyptus a try).
In the summer, when yard work gets me extra
sweaty and filthy, I use Lava -- all over.
> Which is better, IBM or MAC's?
Well, shit. This leaves out the real good stuff
-- Sparcs and Alphas.
> What is the best way to measure excrement?
In your case, by the mouthful.
> Which Spice girl do you like the best?
Shaved & Pierced Genitals Spice.
--
Will the scaly armadillo find me where I'm hiding?
http://www.prysm.net/~cuthulu/
v1.2a r BO 0/0/ FD 0- 0 PatGoD 1 0
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From: monsterwax@aol.com (Monsterwax)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: No problem, Dr Legume.
I've seen Legume and I've seen the fake Bob- both in New York years ago, and I
BETCHA fake Bob whimped out and never showed up on stage with Legume. (That's
how I know he's the FAKE Bob... Real "Bob" wouldn't be such a chicken shit).
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From: UnitIV@sputum.com (Doktor DynaSoar)
DrLegume wrote:
}purple@ingress.com wrote:
}>
}> Bob Dobbs will definitely be at the Fuck the Grammies show tonite. Any
}> time during your rant, Dr Legume, just ask Bob to come up on stage. He'll
}> be in the audience, and he'll even give you the first swing. However, this
}> may mean that you'll miss July 5/98.
}>
}> Sincerely,
}> purple
}
}DEAN NEVER SHOWED, OF COURSE
Of course. He never shows ANYWHERE, except incognito, or "FLIPSIDE" which
is pretty much the same.
--
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ll ll Yetii Genetii Research InstiToot, Somedamnwhere, VA
Clench of The One True Pipe Dream, ElectroChurch of the SubGenius
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From: twgs@whatsthepoint.net (Max Sendq)
Thus spake Pastor Craig:
>Is Terry better off without Dennis?
Terry "Hulk" Hogan will be NOTHING
without Dennis. He's going DOWN, man.
>Will insane weather criminal Maxq be stopped?
Actually, I was, but I had a "Jesus"
bumper sticker so I got off.
--
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"Sister system, give me my leg back, will you? I've only been given
light-red fennels; hope you'll sob into a sunflower" - Lars Hollmer
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From: carey@humboldt1.com (Rev. Matthew A. Carey)
On 27 Feb 1998 02:27:55 GMT, craig@bbs.cpcn.com (Pastor Craig) wrote:
>Purple@Ingress.com penned:
>
>> Bob Dobbs will definitely be at the Fuck the Grammies show tonite. Any
>> time during your rant, Dr Legume, just ask Bob to come up on stage. He'll
>> be in the audience, and he'll even give you the first swing. However, this
>> may mean that you'll miss July 5/98.
>>
>> Sincerely,
>> purple
>
>But enough about this Bob Dean fellow. What about you Purple?
>You've been posting here for two years and yet you remain
>an enigma, prefering only to hype this other guy.
>
>Tell us about yourself!
>
It's his ugly "wife."
:::
noise obscure experimental
carey.matthew.a <http://www.humboldt1.com/~carey/>
orbital art colony weird text files
:::
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From: jheikkil@highlander.cbnet.ns.ca.NOSPAM (abvhiael stuart)
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On Thu, 26 Feb 1998 14:54:39 -0800, DrLegume <legume@xsubgenius.com>
wrote:
>purple@ingress.com wrote:
>>
>> Bob Dobbs will definitely be at the Fuck the Grammies show tonite. Any
>> time during your rant, Dr Legume, just ask Bob to come up on stage. He'll
>> be in the audience, and he'll even give you the first swing. However, this
>> may mean that you'll miss July 5/98.
>>
>> Sincerely,
>> purple
>
>DEAN NEVER SHOWED, OF COURSE
GEEZUS! i go off to get retrofitted at the local conspiracy medical
establushmunt place for new kneecaps and when i get back i MISS the
return of BOB DEAN. y'know, i live in canada, dean lives in canada, he
only exists a mere 12 hour drive away, and i kinda *DO* hafta go visit
the wife's folks in toronto....dean!! lemme COME VISIT YOU!! let bubba
reprogram you!! i NEED more clones to do yardwork for me and you're
such a great example of the base fecal matter of the common sheepleus
ignoramus that i just COULDNT DO BETTER,
c'mon, dean, it'd be FUN. it only hurts for a minute, after that
you'll THANK ME.
saint bubba
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From: UnitIV@sputum.com (Doktor DynaSoar)
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Subject: Re: No problem, Dr Legume.
Date: Fri, 06 Mar 1998 07:05:51 GMT
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Max Sendq wrote:
}>Will insane weather criminal Maxq be stopped?
}
}Actually, I was, but I had a "Jesus"
}bumper sticker so I got off.
I hope you washed it off afterwards.
--
(@ @)\DynaSoar\___, Doktor DynaSoar Iridium, Scienfictiontologist
ll ll Yetii Genetii Research InstiToot, Somedamnwhere, VA
Clench of The One True Pipe Dream, ElectroChurch of the SubGenius
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From: anybear@newsweak.con (electro-weakbear)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: RE: THE BUSHHEAD BOB DOBBS - Thanks for the info, eh!
snip/
"We've always encouraged people to take the ball and run with it," says
Stang, ....... "But nobody's ever come along and said, 'I am the ball, run
with me.'"
e/w bear says:
After further research (thanks Modemac) and careful thought, I feel I have
to go with Stang's argument.
There were things that bothered me about the tapes, apart from the poor
editing. One was the way "Bob" would go after Mike Dire who struck me as a
lovable guy who didn't need the agro. Another was the claim that the only
path to slack was live-on-air with Bob. I think that came off an interview
with Brent Bambury. Welp, as far as I'm concerned, I've been getting Slack
ever since I was a child of 4 and a crab bit my toe at the beach. I didn't
know just what to call it at the time, but I now know it was Slack because
it taught me something useful...
I seem to have touched a nerve here, but it was important for me to clear
this up. I just hope the baby wasn't thrown out with the bathwater. I
gained valuable insight from McLuhan. I feel his use of language as
artillery barrage for softening up pink media is entirely appropriate. I
doubt any of this would have fazed him. Not once have I seen him crack a
smile. A Cool Edged Calvinist if you grok my runes.
A thought: Instead of going head to head, wouldn't a better strategy have
been to simply multiply Bob endlessly across the spectrum? An end-run I
believe you Yanks call it? You could have a Malibu Bob, a GI Bob, a
Southern Baptist Bob, an Amish Bob, even a Disney Bob. Think of the
spin-offs....the deals. And amidst this swirling cloud of virtual bobs and
anti-bobs would lie in complete comfort and safety the one true church of
BOB:
Sindicado Multimedia Internacional S.A., Montevideo, Uruguay.
One last question. Is this the same Bob Dean who is doing StarGate Int., or
the guy who rewinds electric motors down in Florida?
Everyone who helped me on this gets a free pack of smokes when they visit
Canada.
G'day.
e/w bear
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From: NENSLO <n@n.slo>
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Subject: I dreamed...
Date: Wed, 04 Mar 1998 14:24:41 -0800
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I dreamed I was heaping insults and abuse on the BLUE M&M guy. Blue
being the FAKE M&M color, the johnny-come-lately unnecessary addition,
the "Great Gazoo" of M&Ms. Then when I woke up I found I'd gotten an
email from the Blue M&M's pinkboy equivalent - Bob Dean.
Original file name: Dean Stalking, 3-98
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