95.9.7- Funny How Spending Thousands will Cheer You Up

Things were really getting grim around here, but I must admit that the
mere act of spending tons of money I don't have for a new computer has
cheered me immeasurably. SO WHAT if I had to sell a kidney, and my kids
won't go to college. SO WHAT if every single piece of the puzzle required
a tedious download of an upgrade, and it took days of hair-tearing rage,
and HOURS OF SLACK didn't get done. SO WHAT if I fucked up. IT WAS WORTH
IT!!

You can have SEX with these new Power Macs, and I don't mean VIRTUAL sex
either!! And you can get things done a WHOLE lot quicker. I caught up with
the last of the email stack, I LITERALLY "SURFED" through web sites (I
always thought that was a figure of speech), I downloaded entire feature
length films in SECONDS, I tuned in shortwave signals from New Zealand, I
even read several alt.slack posts. But that pales in comparison to the
VERY ACT of SPENDING THE MONEY I DIDN'T HAVE. MAN, what a liberating
experience. I really NEEDED that. Ahhhh... ahhhhh.... "The moment when it
passes from your hands to Dobbs'..." So true, so true.

--
Copyright 1995 by Rev. Ivan Stang / 1st Orthodox Stangian
MegaFisTemple Lodge of People's Covenant Church of the
Wrath of Dobbs Yeti, Resurrected / The SubGenius Foundation,Inc.
PO Box 140306 Dallas TX 75214 / Fax 214-320-1561 / PRABOB
http://www.subgenius.com -- SubSITE of Slack

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