You can have SEX with these new Power Macs, and I don't mean VIRTUAL sex
either!! And you can get things done a WHOLE lot quicker. I caught up with
the last of the email stack, I LITERALLY "SURFED" through web sites (I
always thought that was a figure of speech), I downloaded entire feature
length films in SECONDS, I tuned in shortwave signals from New Zealand, I
even read several alt.slack posts. But that pales in comparison to the
VERY ACT of SPENDING THE MONEY I DIDN'T HAVE. MAN, what a liberating
experience. I really NEEDED that. Ahhhh... ahhhhh.... "The moment when it
passes from your hands to Dobbs'..." So true, so true.
Copyright 1995 by Rev. Ivan Stang / 1st Orthodox Stangian
MegaFisTemple Lodge of People's Covenant Church of the
Wrath of Dobbs Yeti, Resurrected / The SubGenius Foundation,Inc.
PO Box 140306 Dallas TX 75214 / Fax 214-320-1561 / PRABOB
http://www.subgenius.com -- SubSITE of Slack
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