COME TO X-DAY DRILL #!!! Brushwood, Sherman NY, July 5-7 1996!!
YOU be The Judge! And not just of the alt.slack persona -- of the ACTUAL LIVE PERSON ITSELF!!
SEE how your fellow Subs are, in REAL LIFE! WARTS AND ALL!!
Take your dear friend and prayer partner Rev. Ivan Stang for example. I won't be "performing." I don't have to be particularly sober or frantic. I'm a fairly sociable fellow when I leave my cave; I enjoy meeting my fellow SubGenii. AS DO MY INFAMOUS GOOD BUDDIES and NEPOTISTICALLY HIRED UNDERLINGS. But YOU don't HAVE to be friendly; YOU can be a SNOOTY OBSERVER ONLY if you so choose. You can "lurk." You can stand back and watch while others interact with us. COME ON and SIZE US UP!
Yes -- YOU be THE JUDGE.
And if you choose, you too can SPEAK UP and BE JUDGED in REAL LIFE! (For that very reason, many WHO COULD AFFORD THE TIME AND THE $25 will surely stay away!)
This is YOUR CHANCE, alt.slacker, to find out once and for all WHO are really the insecure dweebs and snobs with something to PROVE, and who are jes' plain Yetifolk hoping for nothing more than a GOOD TIME.
You will finally know WHICH SUBGENII live up to their ONLINE PERSONAS!!
YOU WILL NEVER LOOK AT ALT.SLACK THE SAME WAY AGAIN!!
((Okay, those who are offended can start the boycott now. But WE'LL know what you're REALLY afraid of.))
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