I would not lie to you!!!
The anonymous skulking chickenshits dared sully our Fortress of Solitude. All vestiges have been scoured away by the cleansing, burning fury of the INSANE CREATIVITY of the CRAZED ALT.BINARIES.SLACK ARTISTS and the SOLDIERS of S.P.U.T.U.M.!!!
And if you will perchance SCROLL DOWN THAT NEWSGROUP, you will discover a VAST ENCYCLOPEDIA of the GREATEST HITS of such "DOBBSLY MICHAELANGELOS" as FERNANDINANDE - POINDEXTER - ATOM FUNWAY - THE GREAT IVAN STANG - KING NENSLO, GREATER EVEN THAN STANG - the skuling IGUANA! Dr. HEIRONYMOUS ZINN!! The fould audio collection of CUTHULU! bBOMBERE BOMBS! MODEMAC BULLDADA BYTES! MORE MORE A MILLION TIMES MORE!! YOU'LL SHIT PROFUSELY!! HUNDREDS OF WITNESSES ARE BEING HOSED OFF THEMSELVES, RIGHT NOW!!! GO!!! GO TO ALT.BINARIES.SLACK and SEE the CLEAN PURE FIELDS OF WAVING STALKS OF LOVELY SUBGENIUS ART which have GROWN OVER and CHOKED OUT the vile thistles and nettles of the Pink Coward Boy, which were in fact BROUGHT INTO BEING by nothing less than HIS OWN SILLY VANITY!!!
THE MOON ITSELF SHALL GROVEL AT OUR FEET!!!
However, be careful down near this morning's seeding from "Muffy"-dinande, as there was a technical throw-up and his last 50 or so pictures got sent 5 or 6 times. So a blanket DOWNLOAD-ALL would not be advised for that section (easily spotted).
YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE YOUR EYES!!!
Anyone who has NEVER MESSED with downloading binaries... or who loves copping porno binaries but isn't sure a.b.s. would be "worth it" -- NOW IS THE TIME!! SCOPE IT OUT! Grab you a cross section -- just randowmly select every 5 or 6 pieces and let 'em FLOOD IN while you go out for pizza.
DON'T WIMP OUT!!! SUPPORT YOUR BINARIES NEWSGROUP!!
CRUSH THE PINK!
OUTSLACK THE SPAMMERS!
POWER TO THE UNPEOPLE!
death to vermin
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