New Message! 8-18-96

Date: Sun, 18 Aug 1996 16:00:50 -0600
From: i.stang@metronet.com (Rev. Ivan Stang)
Organization: The SubGenius Foundation, Inc.

New HOUR OF SLACK shows UP at Subsite in NEW IMPROVED TRUESPEECH!

HINSIDEOUS PHOTOREAL LANDSCAPE 3D ART PHOTO JPEGs!

SUNDAY NIGHT IRC CHURCH SERVICES a RESOUNDING SUCCESS AGAIN!!

The Lord Jesus Christ, the Son of God, reincarnated upon this plane as
just some skinny hippie character working for The SubGenius Foundation, in
cooperation with Rev. Jim Kaelin aka WANDARER, has succeeded, against
seemingly insurmountable odds, in posting, via a newly divined TrueSpeech
enformulaticon, the Hour of Slack shows # 536 and 537, the first two and
main X-Day Drill shows. On my machine this TrueSpeech Faux-Radio still
sounds pretty gargly but HELL it can be heard in Japan so FUCK 'EM!!

I saw ESCAPE FROM L.A. -- Carpenter COMES THROUGH!!! A great filmic
experience for those with some filmic history background. Snake Pliskin
looks better than ever and the cruise through post-X-Day L.A. via VR
submarine is not to be missed. The ending is PURE SUBGENIUS and explains
how the ROAD WARRIOR world started.

IVAN STANG'S TRIP TO DOBBSTOWN is a new page at SubSITE in the EYES
section (easily found from the front page or Church News knob) featuring
our snapshots from Dobbstown. There may be some on alt.binaries.slack too,
but I can't tell yet. Sunspots... SUNSPOTS are the cause of this month's
glitches, that's what I think.

We had a nice Sunday Services on IRC tonight, those of us not suffering
from undernet crashes and netsplits. It has been suggested that we move
off undernet. I am not really the guy to talk to about such things. But it
sure was torturous for most of us this last session... if it wasn't the
lightning storms in N'gp'gistan it was the whole Net Fluctuation. I
switched hacker-cracked bootleg IRC programs THRICE during the evening! I
guess it's nice to know I CAN, but I wish I didn't HAVE to. Believe it or
not after I got on Ircle about 11:30 EST I stayed on for 2 hours yakking
with the 4 guys left. For WHAT HIGHER PURPOSE, I do not know.

1-888-669-2323
That is the new NUMBER OF THE BEAST. It's where you drop off your credit
card eggs to get SubGenius product birthing in your nest only days later.
We're STREAMLINED! We're JESIFIED! We take plastic over the wires from
ANYBODY now that we can verify your citizen's code identity instantly just
like the Conspiracy!!! So CALL JESUS AND THE CREDIT CARD MACHINES at
1-888-669-2323

It's TOLL FREE, it has SACRED DISCORDIAN NUMBERS in it and it has two
thirds Antichrist, one third juvenile oral sex symbolism ALL IN ONE PHONE
NUMBER!!! YOU EARTH FOOLS you'd be CRAZY not to CALL NOW just to order the
new TAPES and BABY-DOLL RAVE-STYLE DOBBS HEAD T-SHIRTS, AIIIIEEEE

--
Copyright 1996 by Rev. Ivan Stang / 1st Orthodox Stangian
MegaFisTemple Lodge of People's Covenant Church of the
Wrath of Dobbs Yeti, Resurrected / The SubGenius Foundation,Inc.
PO Box 140306 Dallas TX 75214 / Fax 214-320-1561 / PRABOB
http://www.subgenius.com -- SubSITE of Slack

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