Photos by Pater Nostril, Pope Lou, tweaked by iDRMRSR, Nostril, Stang

This took place in a theater in Princess Wei's adopted Earth home town of Mediumville, Ohio. The preacher was a Unitarian and the service did not mention God, "Bob" or the government, although there were subliminimal pagan elements, a wineglass-smashing borrowed from Judaism, and SubGenius "Time Control" blessings by Lonesome Cowboy Dave. Jesus, the Son of God, Prince of Peace, was on hand in a purely secular role, making the toast. There was a harp player, great food, and everyone cried. Princess Wei and her mom were the real producers of this particular show.

The 100 or so witnesses were mostly family and very close friends. The dad of I, Stang, was in attendance, and made an observation to Jesus towards the end of the reception: "You can tell the SubGeniuses in here from the normal humans. The SubGeniuses have a light in their eyes... their eyes are SHINING." (Pappy himself isone of the earliest dues paying SubGenius ministers.)

When Princess Wei tossed the bouquet, who should catch it but the woman who had introduced Wei to the Cleveland group A.C.E., whose leader Jeff Rosenbaum had first brought me to rant at Starwood 1990, which is where I first met the Princess. Then I removed the sexy garter from the Princessly Leg, and threw it over my shoulder, and who should catch it, thus being pegged and prophesied to be the next male to marry, but MY SON, YDNAX.

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