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From: mayer@hplabsz.HPL.HP.COM (Niels Mayer)
Newsgroups: ca.general,ca.news,ca.news.group,ca.unix
Subject: Re: HELP ME!!!
Summary: only in california
Keywords: quack!
Message-ID: <2003@hplabsz.HPL.HP.COM>
Date: 21 May 88 10:28:31 GMT
References: <5527@cup.portal.com> <2226@ncr-sd.SanDiego.NCR.COM>
Reply-To: mayer@hplabsz.UUCP (Niels Mayer)
Distribution: ca
Organization: Hewlett-Packard Laboratories
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>In article <5527@cup.portal.com> Jay-Jay@cup.portal.com writes:
Phffthhffft>Poor College Student needs Your Help!! :-(
Phffthhffft>
Phffthhffft>Hi. I just finished my junior year in college, and now I'm
Phffthhffft>faced with a major problem. I can't afford to pay for my senior
Phffthhffft>year. I've tried everything. I can't get any more student loans,
Phffthhffft>I don't qualify for any more scholarships, and my parents are as
Phffthhffft>broke as am I. So as you can see, I've got a major problem. But
No, you should set up a religious cult! It's true, I did, and now i'm up
to my ears in wymyn, and in the pink with money. I once was an obese
swine, a man much larger than nature intended, and now i am hungry and
so lean that I'VE FOUND IT and KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT! fulfilled?
Fulfilled! Your glass will be Half empty and half full at the SAME time,
and you will have TIT for TAT, YIN for YANG, and MONEY for TIME!
You've always wanted it, but you didn't know how to get it? FOLLOW my
yellow brick road through the poppy fields and you will come to know and love!
So send ME one dollar, I can show how you can set up a CHURCH
OF THE SUBGENIUS CLENCH right behind your kitch kitchenette! C'mon and
INDIVIDUATE the tantrik karma of your inner being, everybody's doing it!
To find out why, send $1.00 to
Rev. Nihils Mayer
355 Webster #C
Palo Alto, CA 94301.
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