the squid translates

Steve Strassmann (straz@MEDIA-LAB.MIT.EDU)
Sat, 28 May 88 17:20 EDT

Date: Sat, 28 May 88 04:43:05 PDT
From: Vulture of Light <trainor@CS.UCLA.EDU>

O vos omnes, qui transitis per viam
Atendite et videte
si est dolor similis sic ut dolor.
Attendite, universi populi
si est dolor similis sic ut dolor.
Exclamans Jesu voce magna,
Deus Meus! Ut quid me dereliquisti?
Et inclinato capite,
emmissit spiritum.

(c) Ripoff-Culture, Inc.

Yo, all of you, who speed veal,
Watching and videotaping,
Yes, it's Dolores who'll fake it for a dollar.
Watch out, college people,
Yes, it's Dolores who'll fake it for a dollar.
Jesus shrieked real loud,
"Holy shit! Can you spare a quid for my derelicts?"
And spinning his head 360 degrees,
Spit tobacco.

(100 A.D.) Ripoff-Culture, Inc.