Maw fuhn...

dryfoo@ATHENA.MIT.EDU
Wed, 01 Jun 88 15:25:51 EDT

I *choose* to believe this whole-heartedly:

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Article 2575 in talk.rumors:
From: Windsurfer@cup.portal.com
Subject: Elvis sighted
Message-ID: <6082@cup.portal.com>
Date: 31 May 88 00:41:08 GMT
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Yes, Elvis was sighted by a 34 year old truck driver earlier this month.
Appairently,Elvis and billonaire Howard Hughes,long thought dead,were
picked up while hitchhiking at 3 AM on the outskirts of Memphis,Tenn by
a truck trucker.

It was reported that Elvis was wearing full stage costume,cape,and gold
sunglasses studded with diamonds.Hughes was wearing blue jeans,no
shoes,and a black tee-shirt with the name "Harley Davidson" embrodered
on it. They requested that the trucker drop them off at the next truck
stop. During the 30 min. ride Elvis sang Burnin' Love,Jail House Rock,
and Hound Dog while Hughes played the harmonica with feeling.

At the truck stop Elvis offered to buy the astonished trucker a meal.
According to the trucker,Elvis had three cheeseburgers all the way,a
large Pepsi, and "Ate like a pig".

During the meal Elvis told the trucker that he and Hughes were cutting a
album in the studeo and it may be released late in 1988 under the name
"Big E and Company".
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-- dr foo