I hear Linda is going out with Tim now. Too bad... I know how hard you
were trying. Cheer up, your luck has to change, right?
...more...
ftp> cd ucs
200 CWD command okay.
ftp> verbose
Verbose mode off.
ftp> ls -F
README
private/
ftp> cd private
private: Permission denied
ftp> get README
ftp> ^Z
% cat README
*** Universal Control System 1.12 ***
If you are reading this file, you have access to UCS. As you know,
the server has moved to inet address 37.3.3.2; telnet there as superuser
to enter command mode.
Unauthorized use of the UCS system will result in severe penalties.
You are contracted to keep the existence of UCS a secret; information leaks
are dangerous and will be dealt with appropriately.
Do not attempt to enter the "private" directory.
-The Director
% telnet 37.3.3.2
Trying...
Connected to 37.3.3.2.
Escape character is '^]'.
4.3 BSD UNIX (central.UCS.ORG)
login: root
Last login: Fri Jun 3 00:55:16 from alternate
4.3 BSD UNIX Release 4.12 #69 (root@central) Tue May 24 13:25:44 PDT 1988
/tmp is 99% full. Destruction of contents will occur automatically.
/tmp/1/183424/99671/18401/3 # ls
./ ../ Finder* c1/ c2/ c3/ c4/ c5/ c6/ o/
/tmp/1/183424/99671/18401/3 # Finder
Enter objectname. Objects can be abstract to level 19 (RFC -965), including
but not limited to names (translated to English if necessary), locations
(longitude and latitude) and characteristics.
object> Mickey Mouse
Searching........................!
Found one reference.
Name: Mickey Mouse
Class: Level 13 abstraction (fictional)
Keywords: anthropomorphic, mouse, cartoon
Location: none
Xref: Minnie Mouse, Walt Disney
Edit? y
New name (RETURN=no change)?
New class (RETURN=no change, h=help)? h
As of RFC -965, abstraction levels are defined as follows:
1. Subdimensional interface array
2. Subnuclear (wave/particle) position/velocity pairs
3. Atomic position/velocity/type
4. Simple molecular position/velocity/type
5. Complex molecular position/velocity/type
6. Inanimate microscopic object definition
7. Animate (live/powered) microscopic obdef
8. Small (<10m) inanimate obdef
9. Medium (10-50000m) inanimate obdef
10. Large (50000+ m) inanimate obdef
11. Small (<10m) animate obdef
12. Large (10+ m) animate obdef
13. Concrete meme (fictional character, word definition, etc.)
14. Abstract meme (knowledge, idea)
15. Emotion
16. Faith
17. Societal influence
18. Magic
19. (classified)
New class (RETURN=no change, h=help)? 12
Size (m)? 100
Location? Tokyo
Edit object definition? n
Working..........done.
New mail for hacker@ucscb.UCSC.EDU has arrived:
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Date: Fri, 3 Jun 88 16:04:06 pdt
From: pnkrokr (John Marsher)
To: hacker
Subject: Shit!
They just announced on the radio that a giant Mickey Mouse appeared in the
middle of Tokyo and started smashing up the city! That's a really weird
...more...
Enter objectname. Objects can be abstract to level 19 (RFC -965), including
but not limited to names (translated to English if necessary), locations
(longitude and latitude) and characteristics.
object> Linda Peterson
Searching........................................!
Found five references, ordering by distance from user.
Name: Linda Peterson
Class: Level 11 abstraction (animate)
Keywords: human, female
Location: "University of California at Santa Cruz -- room 103 Kerr"
Xref: Tim Fowler
Edit? y
New name (RETURN=no change)?
New class (RETURN=no change, h=help)?
New location (RETURN=no change)? user's dorm room
New xref (RETURN=no change)? user
Edit object definition? y
Enter attribute to edit or 'q' to quit: libido
New value (5=cadaver, 100=maximum, current=48)? 150
Warning: value out of range, results unpredictable.
Enter attribute to edit or 'q' to quit: q
Working................................................................done.
/tmp/1/183424/99671/18401/3 # sleep 3600
/tmp/1/183424/99671/18401/3 #
Message from central.UCS.ORG!god on console at 17:48 ...
Thou art not an authorized user. Heed thee my README.
EOF
Message from ucscb.UCSC.EDU!pnkrokr on ttyi3 at 19:50 ...
Hey! You've been idle for two hours... Check out this picture.
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Woof. Oh well, have fun being idle.
EOF
Message from ucscb.UCSC.EDU!pnkrokr on ttyh9 at 01:05 ...
What's up? You away from the terminal or something?
EOF
/tmp/1/183424/99671/18401/3 # logout
God is dead.
-- Nietzsche
Nietzsche is dead.
-- God
Nietzsche is God.
-- dead
Connection closed by foreign host.
% mail hacker
Subject: Hello?
Hey, this is John... Been breaking into root again, huh? I logged you out
so nobody would notice. What's this pillar of salt doing next to your
terminal? You get weirder every day. Damn, what did you do to your bed?
It looks like someone took a Cuisinart to it... Guess you had some fun... :)
Speaking of which, you should be down in the stat lab. Linda is down there
acting horny as hell. She's begging all the geeks to go to bed with her.
Looks like you're missing out...
Cc:
%
New mail for hacker@ucscb.UCSC.EDU has arrived:
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Date: Fri, 3 Jun 88 10:19:33 pdt
From: hacker (A Friendly Fellow)
To: hacker
Subject: Oh well...
Hey, this is John... Been breaking into root again, huh? I logged you out
so nobody would notice. What's this pillar of salt doing next to your
...more...
script done on Sat Jun 4 12:18:36 1988
