Maybe it's time to grab a Devil Dog and call a few dozen toll-free
numbers... Here's a new one -- Frito-Lay Hotline: 800-352-4477. Rumor
has it that they are they secretly putting Yeti meat in the beef jerky.
Over and out,
Squid Master Douglas
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|``Now I'm beginning to understand why people drank the |
| Kool-Aid for Jim Jones.'' -- Don Hardister, P.T.L. security|
| and Bakker bodyguard |
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|``I remember the place; I remember the moving and flow of the |
| Holy Spirit when the Lord spoke these words to my heart: |
| `Give me all the record money.''' -- Rev. Jimmy Swaggart |
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