His previous messages approached the ultimate, but were flawed by a
LINE, or a PHRASE, or perhaps even a SINGLE WORD of Message. But *this*
most recent letter was THE razor-edge, dead-shot, vanishing point,
Zero-blast of bright white nirvanic Per-fucking-fection!
Breath deeply, allow your chi to settle, and take a look:
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| Received: by E40-PO.MIT.EDU (5.45/4.7) id AA20181; Wed, 8 Jun 88 1
| 4:06:18 EDT
| Received: by ATHENA.MIT.EDU (5.45/4.7) id AA10196; Wed, 8 Jun 88 1
| 4:05:49 EDT
| Return-Path: <glasser@src.honeywell.com>
| Received: by altura.Honeywell.COM (5.52/smail2.1/05-12-87)
| id AA19615; Wed, 8 Jun 88 13:00:25 CDT
| Posted-Date: Wed, 8 Jun 88 13:02:02 CDT
| Received: by fiesta.src.honeywell.com (3.2/SMI-3.2)
| id AA24625; Wed, 8 Jun 88 13:02:02 CDT
| Date: Wed, 8 Jun 88 13:02:02 CDT
| From: glasser@src.honeywell.com (Joshua Glasser)
| Message-Id: <8806081802.AA24625@fiesta.src.honeywell.com>
| To: dryfoo@ATHENA.MIT.EDU
| In-Reply-To: dryfoo@ATHENA.MIT.EDU's message of Wed, 08 Jun 88 13:
| 51:04 EDT <8806081751.AA05539@BEETHOVEN.MIT.EDU>
| Subject: LaRooooosshh?
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There! Tell your grandchildren that you once looked upon the smooth
blind face of Truth.
Joshua,
I am keeping a large bound book of subgenius@amt archives, containing
every message, no matter how insignificant, that I have received through
the mailing list.
You will be honored to know, however, that I am deleting each of your
messages, almost before I read them. At the end of the book, there will
be one blank, white page, on which I will hand-write "Imagine Perfection
Here" which will represent all of your nearly contentless letters of the
past couple of months.
Keep up the good work.
