SG: Does ``Bob''like sin?
Student: No, ma'am, He loves sin.
SG: Why won't everybody be taken by the Xists?
Student: BEcause some people don't believe in ``Bob''!
SG: What is ``Bob'''s punishment for working?
Student: Eternal life on Earth.
SG: My, you're lively today. Have a toke from this!
