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| DEAR FELLOW TRAVELLER ON THE ROAD OF LIFE |
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| We have spent many years chasing after money, and |
| sometimes grubbing for it, as you have. Now we are |
| approaching the centennial, and soon the second |
| millenial. We think it is time to stop piling "filty |
| lucre," and pause for a while to enjoy the sheer beauty |
| along the road. We are the "Worhip of the Almighty |
| Dollar Society, Inc." or (WADS). We actually take time |
| to worship "The Almighty Dollar!" We hold our meetings |
| for worship in the Gold Vault (Ft. Knox, KY) and the |
| Treasury and Bureau of Engraving (Washington), and the |
| Mint (Denver), and members' homes. We wish to share |
| some of our great good luck with you. |
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| Please accept this symbolic "Almighty Dollar" with our |
| (OVER) |
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| deepest love! Please preserve it _forever_ in your |
| billfold. We believe the dollar will eventually become |
| extremely important in your life. (It is NOT lucky in |
| lotteries or gambling.) If you would like to meet with |
| us; join our worshipful banquets (with our adopted |
| liqueur "Goldwasswer" which has flakes of pure gold |
| swirling around), worship services and dances and |
| marches (withour official music, the "Gold and Silver |
| Waltz," by Lehar, please let us know. -- If you have |
| money problems, esp with the 20% interest plastic money |
| floating around these days, please let us know. Your |
| financial and emotional security may well increase |
| many-fold. (Some of these numbers are ans machines:) |
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| WADS PRESIDENT 313-835-2341 / VICE-PRES 313-644-4137 |
| WADS SECRETARY 313-682-7661 / TREASURER 313-835-2341 |
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| (P.S. This is not a commercial, not an investment club.) |
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I've left them a couple of messages. No answer yet.
-- dr foo
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Gary L. Dryfoos | "So, you cannot resist,
ARPA/Internet: dryfoo@athena.mit.edu | can you? No, no one can!
UUCP/Usenet: ...mit-eddie!athena.mit.edu!dryfoo | When LeMott sings, they
Phone: (617) 253-0184 / (617) 825-6115 | dance! Ha-ha-ha!
USPS: E40-318, MIT, Cambridge, MA 02139 | They all dance!"
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