Re: ... humorous articles ...

Vulture of Light (trainor@CS.UCLA.EDU)
Mon, 27 Jun 88 16:57:54 PDT

>OK, hands up trainor, who has been subverting the course of true Skeptisism?

There is a schism to skepticism; ``Bob'' discovered it when developing
the first sales tapes. ``Bob's'' teachings are intricate and contradictory,
to be sure, but they also follow a simple weave -- this is The Paradox Of
Sales. Guissepe Verdi had a clue, but could not assemble the ancient
puzzle; ``Bob'' not only assembled the puzzle, but got rich off it!!

squid

``I'm here with, basically, nothing to say. And that's what I want to
talk to you about tonight. Are you saying what you really *mean* to say?
Do you even know what you're *really* thinking?''

-- ``Bob's'' first lecture, POSITIVE THINKING VS. SALES