Ruskies find Heaven to the left of Pluto
Dave Shaw ((no email))
Tue, 28 Jun 88 22:38:32 EDT
This would all be much more credible if the Sunday Sport didn't
normally run headlines the likes of "40-22-34 and Just 15:'I'm No
Randy Wild Child'," or if it didn't fature lurid photos of women whose
chest measurements exceed their IQs. I suppose the shocking news had
to appear somewhere, though...
-- Vincent Omniaveritas