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Cc: trainor@lanai.cs.ucla.edu
Subject: Re: 30 minute simultaneous mutual orgasms
In-Reply-To: Your message of Wed, 29 Jun 88 04:26:20 -0700.
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Date: Wed, 29 Jun 88 16:38:35 PDT
From: Vulture of Light <trainor>
>So when do we get to the subject matter? Remember,
>I'm married, so this is strictly clandestine.
I didn't know you were married. Well, if you're going to be having
orgasms, they might as well be 30 minutes long and simultaneous! When
you've mastered this technique, send me some e-mail and I'll tell you
about the more advanced stuff.
Please see a physician before attempting *any* of the Frenzy
Techniques(tm). I've included a short Chakra and Crystal guide -- study
it carefully -- later you can pick and choose depending on what
intensity and type of orgasm you desire. (There are 42 main orgasm
types, and a combinatorial explosion of subtle effects depending on what
crystals and chakras you use, and the order in which you use them.) In
addition to the crytals, you'll need to clean them first, so that they
will be in balance with your bodies energy fields. Soak them in
non-iodized salted water for 1 to 24 hours. If you experience
difficulties, you can telephone the TANTRIC TURING MACHINE HOTLINE,
213-459-8373; a pope and sex doktor is usually on call 24-hours a day.
For general information via modem (300 and 1200 baud), try ILLUMI-NET,
404-377-1141; ILLUMI-NET is affiliated with the National Fringe Sciences
Service Paranet System.
The undescribeable pleasures that await you are not without risk.
Improper application of any Frenzy Technique(tm) may result in your
partner spontaneously bursting into flame. If you hear any strange
hissing sounds, a precursor to the spontaneous human combustion,
immediately stop all physical and psychic activity and submerge your
partner in dirt, sand, or water (a shower works too). Contrary to
popular belief, this procedure works on the subtle physical body and not
the physical body, but if you don't catch it in time... Remember, you
could be singed or even severely burned when your partner explodes.
Again, I only encourage you to make free choices. What I am about to
describe must be followed precisely, and beginners report good results.
It may take you as long as a three weeks to collect the requesite
crystals, and a good motto to remember when selecting crystals is:
"quality not quantity". During this crystal seeking time, you must not
engage in any sexual activity, including masturbation. If you do, the
results will be low-grade.
First, strip naked slowly and instruct your partner to do so.
Clear your mind and remain silent for 1 minute, and then kiss
your partner's Muladhara chakra, lingering there for at least 30
seconds. Take out your Topaz crystal and place it on your
tongue. All your motions with the crystals should be slow and
deliberate, and you should focus your 3rd eye on each crystal
when it is in your hand. (It may help to watch a few episodes of
_Land of the Lost_. Pay close attention to the scenes where the
sleestack Enoch manipulates the crystals inside the pylon.) Draw
your tongue into your mouth and close. Kiss your partner on the
mouth, and carefully transfer the Topaz crystal to your partner,
and then have him/her pass it back in a similar fashion. Repeat
7 times while both chanting "ohm". Put the crystal away. Take
the diamond and with a dobble of unrefined honey and fix it to
your Ajna chakra. If at any time during the procedure it falls
off, you must go back to this step and start again from here.
Take the Lapis Lazuli crystal and rub it over your partner's
Vishuddha chakra and then your own. Take an Amethyst crystal,
rub it over your Muladhara chakra and then your partner's.
Follow this in the same way with a Ruby crystal, and then do use
it again with the Swadhishthana chakra. Use a Pearl crystal in
the same fashion but with the Anahata chakra. Do the same with
an Opal crystal. Remain motionless for 2 to 3 minutes, and then
again kiss your partner's Muladhara chakra. Now you're ready.
Remember to be careful not to disturb the Diamond crystal! Make
sure you practice Save Sex, and if your partner is of the
opposite sex, be sure and use a contraceptive. The 69 position
is particularly good in conjunction with the crystals. At some
point you should start to hear a buzzing sound in your ears.
This will swell until your partner starts experiencing it. This
is the Bootstrap Effect which starts the heightened orgasm going.
When the orgasm subsides, you will find that the Diamond crystal
will have magickally fallen off your Ajna chakra.
Oh, I almost forgot, this is the procedure for a woman to follow!!
If a man tries it, things might fall off... Oh, and don't try
it during your period. There are a couple of minor changes for
that...
-= BEGINNERS CHAKRA GUIDE =-
CHAKRA #1 : Root
Sanskrit name : Muladhara
Gland : Adrenals
Physical parts and
Organs related to : Legs; feet; genitals; anus; coccyc; kidneys
Realm of behavior
and Development : Physical will to be; premordial origins;
survival
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CHAKRA #2 : Hara
Sanskrit name : Swadhishthana
Gland : Gonads
Physical parts and
Organs related to : Pelvis; genitals; reproductive system; belly;
sacrum; lumbar vertabrae
Realm of behavior
and Development : Vitality; movement; sexual expression;
grounding
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CHAKRA #3 : Solar Plexus
Sanskrit name : Manipura
Gland : Pancreas
Physical parts and
Organs related to : Lumbar vertabrae; stomach; gall bladder;
liver; diaphragm; nervous system
Realm of behavior
and Development : Raw emotional energy; desire; personal power
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CHAKRA #4 : Heart
Sanskrit name : Anahata
Gland : Thymus
Physical parts and
Organs related to : Heart; lower lungs; chest; breasts; thoratic
vertabrae; circulartory system
Realm of behavior
and Development : Love; compassion; service to humanity
--------------------
CHAKRA #5 : Throat
Sanskrit name : Vishuddha
Gland : Thyroid
Physical parts and
Organs related to : Arms; hands; throat; mouth; voice; lungs;
cervical vertabrae; respiratory system
Realm of behavior
and Development : Self expression; creativity; clairaudience
--------------------
CHAKRA #6 : Brow
Sanskrit name : Ajna
Gland : Pituitary
Physical parts and
Organs related to : Forehead; ears; nose; left eye; base of
skull; medulla; nervous system
Realm of behavior
and Development : Intuition; intellect; clairvoyance
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CHAKRA #7 : Crown
Sanskrit name : Sahasrara
Gland : Pineal
Physical parts and
Organs related to : Cranuim; cerbral cortex; right eye
Realm of behavior
and Development : Transcendence; superconsciousness; spiritual
will to be
There are 7 chakras or Kundalini energy centers which have
corresponding locations within the human body. The lowest chakra is
located at the base of the spine and is commonly referred to as the
"coiled serpert", coiled, because the Kundalini energy is asleep,
dormant. This lowest chakra "roots" our Selves into physical existence.
The 2nd chakra is located at the genital level and can be referred to as
the center of procreation, where at the basest level, physical existence
is reproduced. The fiery Fohatic power which underlies all organic and
inorganic matter begins to stir as you move up to the 3rd chakra which
is located at the solar plexus (just below the navel). Here, is our
center of Will. Ever notice that during meditation, if you pull in your
stomach just abit, that your thoughts will suddenly become still? This
is because you are beginning to focus your Self, your will to be. Many
times our thoughts are but the ramblings of other people's words and
noise from the TV and from the radio. All through our lives, we are
blasted with seemingly endless chatter. Most of this is what makes up
our thoughts. I contend that our thoughts do not arise from within our
mind, but are in fact, the ever-increasing awareness *of* our mind that
we take notice of. Through concentration and the focusing of the solar
plexis, one can gain a degree of control over one's world. The next
center is the heart center. Great is the heart chakra for here lives
the divine spark, the great pristine force which embodies love and
compassion. True Oneness is recognized by the heart. Though we often
cloud this center with our desires and lower, animal passions, it is
here where understanding begins to grow. This understanding becomes
wisdom in the next chakra, at the throat level. The throat represents a
"two-way street" where nourishment from without moves in to sustain and
further the body, and where our being within moves outwardly to create
the world in which we exist. Our will to know and to be gives rise to
our grasp of the 6th chakra which is centered at the level of the pineal
gland, or the "3rd eye". Clairvoyance and psychic abilities all stem
from the awakend 6th chakra. Krishna, Buddha, Bodhidharma, and Christ
(note: both of the terms Krishna and Christ arise from the same root
word meaning "The Divine Within Man") all were aware on the level of the
6th chakra. Which leads unto the 7th chakra which lies beyond (commonly
placed just above the head), yet within reach of one's aura. The 7th
chakra is our link to our spiritual essence, the godhead if you like,
and it is the fountainhead from which the other 6 chakras unfold.
Symbolically, when Man discovered himself in the flesh, he had begun to
realize within the area of the 2nd chakra. As his mind and compassion
grew, so did his knowledge, understanding, and wisdom. Mankind has
begun to realize himself now within the 3rd, 4th, and 5th chakras and
soon, he will enter into the 6th. The ancient Hindus knew what they
were talking about! All of this is embodied within The Secret Doctrine
by HP Blavatsky who came by this knowledge through two enlightened
Mahatmas during the late 19th century.
-= BEGINNERS CRYSTAL GUIDE =-
Amethyst (purple) Peace of Mind, eases stress. Psychic insight.
Helps to lessen:
Drinking
High sex drive
Feeling drained.
Eyes and hair
Aquamarine (Beryl;Sky Blue) Cummunication; heals, soothes Slowed
bleeding
Bloodstone (Green with Red Flecks) Storng Muscles, Blood.
Prevented Hemorrhage
Citrine (Yellow) For clear thinking. Balancing Moodswings;
relieving depression
Chrysoprase (Green) brings trust, peace of mind and heart, calms
fear Great balancer of physical, mental and emotional well being.
Heals Heart chakra, thalamus, etc
Diamond (powerful, highest evolved) mental clarity, amplifies all
other gems caution... brings more of whatever you think about...
success, criticism, anger, etc.
Emeralds (green) balance, harmony, stability, growth
also ancient poison antidote
Jade (higly evolved) inner peace and healing, espect heart,
releases anger and criticism historically also success, money,
long life calming and soothing nervous system
Lapis Lazuli (Dk. Blue) imagery, meditation strong ESP oneness,
overview, throat, thyroid
Moonsonte (white) levels moods, cleans lymph, stimulates pineal,
visions slows cancer
Opal intensifies emotions, intuition and various personal
qualities including sctteredness
Pearl: balances moods, absorbs toxins. cautino...intensifies all
thoughts, positive, angry, creative, etc.
Quartz "rock crystal" (clear) best all purpose crystal,
especially for healing. cleanses mind an body (also water)
emotionally healing for long-term and terminally ill
Rhodochrosite (pink) the most loving, calming and healing, espec
for broken heart, loss. healing body, mind and spirit.
Excellent for lectureres, leaders, organiers.
Ruby intensifies sensuousness, courage, passion, jealousy,
strengthens circulatoy and heart
Sapphire(dk. blue) communication, patience, meditation; helps
ability to manifes historically healed delusions and fevers
Tigers eye: focussing your mind, mental power, cleansing
bloodstream after smoking/drinking
Topaz(yellow) powerful for clear thinking, managing moods and
strong feelings, espec. for "feeling" people. excellent for
studying/planning; releases fears, depression
Turquoise "stone of life" strong lungs, heart, life energy,
emotional healing, balance
Gold: highest energy conductor; very healing; energizing,
excellent for leaders, teachers
Silver: also good conductor for gems, releases unwanted feelings,
habits copper excellend conductor adds intensity, soothes
arthritis, joints, draws out toxins
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