There once was a man on a VAX,
Whose DecNet was fucked to the max,
It was a hell of a mess,
But it was for EIS,
So he still had plenty of slack.
Friends, fellow Doktors, SubGenii all!
you all know me! my boundless energy, my bitting wit, my knack for clarity,
insight, and perfection; all these are lengendary! never before has there
been among you, amoung US, a Doktor of such monumental importance, power,
and attainment! by my mere existence, and my affiliation with "bob" and the
foundation, the one TRUE church, i have brought SLACK into an otherwise
hopeless and slackless eternal struggle, our fight to reach the time of the
stark fist and the Xist death rays in a pinkless world where superior
mutants enjoy endless true slack!
but did you ever wonder where i came from? did you ever question how i got
that first $22, the check that would serve as an introduction of a new
hour, a new day, yea, even a new eternity for all SubGenii everywhere!
DID YOU EVER WONDER WHO'S FAULT I AM??
friends, i present to you Dr. Steve Guccione, renegade high priest from
Texas, the man from the Delta, the man who first showed me THE BOOK, the
man who found me and left me on our collective doorstep, and i petition
that he be added to the LIST, that he may reap the just rewards of his
stature, his position, and his actions on your, and my, behalf!
please accept this veteran of many a true revival, this droning hum in the
background at a certian point in REPENT, QUIT YOUR JOB, AND SLACK OFF!, the
man RESPONSIBLE for bringing ME to YOU, into our electronic fold, and
welcome him!
that's: guccione@src.honeywell.com
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