Rewiring the mind of the subgenius

Michael Travers (mt@media-lab.media.mit.edu)
Thu, 30 Jun 88 21:51 EDT

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It seems to me like certain entities on this list are having problems
tuning in their spirit guides, resulting in blank messages. Our
researches have found that the best way to realign the physical and
spiritual planes is with the aid of the following device:

bare wires
_____
Plug /
_ /
\____________________________/
_/ lamp cord \
\
\______

simply insert the plug in a wall socket, and grasp one bare wire in
either hand while chanting "Nyo Ho Renge Kyo". You should get results
immediately, in the form of "white light" experiences, astral
projection, and contanct with the spirit world. Your mileage may
differ. UL approved.