1. Tie down your wardrobe and live.
2. A herring, a herring,
three-fifths of a herring.
3. Crease up the folding bits in my nose, good sir.
4. Shellfish habitually arrive late for committee meetings
5. Eating rope can bring back your childhood
6. Brian, and his Nose (U.K. Ltd).
7. If I ruled the world,
It would have a large pencil line around it.
8. Out of the sea came a sheep, and it spake thus:
"Arise, ye sons of Ralph!"
9. Zoology never paid my dinner bills.
10. Show me the wheelbarrow that ever sang in tune.
11. It is written: "Particles shall there be many,
and their grittiness shall be awesome to behold."
12. Who can doubt the wisdom of an hovercraft -
forthright in its endeavours.
13. Tattoos are a safeguard against frogs,
when used with caution and a sense of propriety.
14. Bring hither the gymnasts of Bengal:
Let panel-beating commence.
15. Enmesh thyself in lard, ye sinners.
16. You can lead a hearse to water - it'll probably sink.
17. It is well known that priests and used car salesmen
are unable to pronounce the fabled name of Parbuckle,
Inventor of the Storg.
18. Happy the man who sleeps with a loaded martello
tower beneath his pillow.
19. It is a far, far better thing that I do
every Wednesday, mainly for tax purposes.
20. "And Ronald the Afflicted smote the logician thus,
saying 'Verily thou art trout-like, and unwieldy.'
and many cartons of twiglets did he heap upon him."
This has been a Public Dis-Service Announcement.
-- Hugh
