The Dancing California Chickens present:
"Heard It Through The Chicken Wire"
(bummmm ba-dum-dummm... da-du-dumm...)
Oooh I heard it thru the chicken wire...
California Chickens are good on a Barbeque Fire!
Oooh I heard it thru the chicken wire...
And now I'll be a California Chicken buyer!
} To: glasser@src.honeywell.com (Joshua Glasser)
} Subject: Re: 800 5547 PIG: i never knew i knew but now i know i know!
} Date: Mon, 25 Jul 88 13:40:30 EDT
}
} } Date: Mon, 25 Jul 88 11:19:00 CDT
} } From: glasser@src.honeywell.com (Joshua Glasser)
} } Subject: 800 5547 PIG: i never knew i knew but now i know i know!
} }
} }
} } so many saviours, so little time
} }
} } a short, semi-tropical, fast growing tree with pear shaped fruit.
}
} 1 (800) 554-7-PIG: Foster Farms. Chickens. California Chickens.
}
} "Nothing about pigs, ma'am?" "No, I'm afraid not." "Nothing about
} semi-tropical fruits?" "No sir. Nothing." "Well... can you send me
} some chicken recipes, then?" "Yes sir. We can. What is your address
} please?"
Discover the World of Chicken -- Foster Farms Chicken Recipes from
Around the World.
"Dear Mr. Dryfess, Thank you for your request for poultry recipes. We
are happy to supply you with recipes from our files... We hope that next
time you visit California, you will buy Foster Farms products."
Sincerely, Margaret Burton Consumer Services Supervisor P.O. Box 2884
Turlock, California 95381
("Went straight to the top of the charts in Turlock, California and
stayed there for a week or two. They love us in Turlock, and we love
them for that.")
-- dr foo
