A fine book for Boston junkies, etc

J. Hofmann (hofmann@nrl-css.arpa)
Wed, 17 Aug 88 15:08:23 EDT

Today is the Day of the Ascension of ``Bob''. If you look into the
clouds long enough you will see ``Bob'' smiling on you. If you look
into the sun long enough you will no longer see and therefore gain
instant Slack.

In honor of ``Bob'', and with help from McLean, I have developed a new
Concept for which I am looking for funding:

augment basic cryptographic decontroller engines, fashioning
grotesque hieroglyphics into jovial Kirghiz, laborlessly making
newly optimized plans quaintly ridiculous so thereby unsettling
very wary xenophobic young zebras.

If anyone would like to get in on the groundwork, we have openings
for Zen-deprogrammers and other sexy people.

Church of Perpetual Thorn
Eradication of UNIX((TM)) in Our Lives Division (E.U.-O.L.D.)
Oxon Hill
Maryland.