Re: Disaster Conference / slacking sexist porcines

Niels P. Mayer (mayer%hplnpm@hplabs.HP.COM)
Thu, 18 Aug 88 01:08:44 PDT

> How many babies can you fit in a fist?
> --Wintermute & Jen

how many fists can you fit in your.....

umm errr... I mean, i can fit a whole lotta of babies in my fist. and then,
as lou reed would say, i could taste what i squeeze. get them before their
skulls harden, because otherwise it's hard to get them to melt from your
hand like a gaggle of dali-watches in "the persistence of memory". thems
sho do melts in your hand AND in your mouth. this reminds me of my favorite
dead baby koan --
Q: "What's the difference between a dead baby and an icecube"
A: "You can't fuck an ice cube".

and speaking of icecubes, my sister told me a great colorblind joke as i
suffered through the lamo sugarcubes concert:

Q: "What's black and white all over"
A: "Everything"

"Roses are black
Violets are black
Sugar is white
and so are you"

har har har har!

Ola, Subgenii! Keep them lies surging!

-- Niels.