what the fuck?

Niels P. Mayer (mayer%hplnpm@hplabs.HP.COM)
Tue, 16 Aug 88 15:17:16 PDT

and now cometh alt.slack. Don't be fooled! This is a pink conspiracy, to dupe
us into posting into the homes and gardens of greater america to dilute,
and impurify our dobbshood. glasser already posted. he's impure now. josh -- do
you know what the purification ritual is?? The purification ritual is that
you'll have to transcribe all the lamo kestrel papers on time algebra into
cuneiform on a roll of used toilet paper that has been used in yogic stomach
cleaning excremeditation! Ha ha ha!

-- Niels.

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Article 6 (9 more) in alt.slack:
From: legare@ut-emx.UUCP (Doctor Robert Tech)
Subject: Re: Alt group chaos
Summary: i cn hear it now
here it now
now now now now now
Message-ID: <5047@ut-emx.UUCP>
Date: 15 Aug 88 04:44:50 GMT
References: <925@vsi1.UUCP> <13303@agate.BERKELEY.EDU>
Organization: Les Academie Du les BizArts
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chalton heston put his vest on great dobbs a mighty we forgot the tartrar
sauce! YEEEEEEE! YEEEEEEEEEEE! i say verily unto the thine ass is mine sayeth
the lard! YEEEEE!

so, you're axing yourselfs... "what is this? alt.slack for chrissakes?!" NYES!
alt.slack.DAMMIT i say unto your ass! YES! JAVOHL! YEEEHAW (as they say we in
texas say, but they'se from places like california, the fuck they know)!


now, who, i say who , i say again who who who who IS THIS GUY ANYWAY?
this former brasierre factory worker, land developer from another planet,
and the SINGLE GREATEST SALESMAN ON PLANET EARTH who'z brought us the WURD!

i bow to my esteamed and pressed colleague from the University of Psychosis,
California, for further updates.

<mmmmmmmmmmmmsomebody get stang an account on killer. NOW!>

-- 
oh my god he's got a SIGNATURE FILE!!!






Article 8 (7 more) in alt.slack:
From: dachurch@athena.mit.edu (Douglas A. Church)
Subject: "You'll pay to know what you really think" - Dobbs
Summary: Intro for new users
Keywords: propaganda
Message-ID: <6686@bloom-beacon.MIT.EDU>
Date: 15 Aug 88 12:42:38 GMT
Sender: daemon@bloom-beacon.MIT.EDU
Reply-To: dachurch@athena.mit.edu (Douglas A. Church)
Distribution: alt
Organization: Massachusetts Institute of Technology
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I'm here to quote various SubGenii sources and do a mini-Rant while waiting for
  Stang or someone to come rant for a while.  Thanks to BoB TeCH (or however 
  it's capitalized these days) for the group and the first introductory rant.
  Perhaps someday soon I'll do a real rant, for now though, I'll slack off...


"We lie constantly and DO NOT TRICK YOU.  The Conspiracy lies constantly and
 TRICKS YOU.  We talk in absolutely _no-bullshit_ fashion about a FUCKED-UP
 WORLD, and the Conspiracy hems and haws and bullshits and FUCKS THE WORLD UP"
   - St. Clair McNutt non-pervert and Dad, in the _Stark_Fist_of_Removal_,
               "A Short Hate Rant On The Word "FUCK" And The New Child Sex"


"`Bob's` surreavolutionary doctrine of PATRIO-PSYCHOTIC ANARCHO-MATERIALISM
 has found ever-larger number of zealous adherents despite relentless
 persecution by the FBI and other robot engines of the Conspiracy"
                                        - SubGenuis propaganda pamphlet




For those of you who have not achieved slack, have not attended devivals and 
do not understand Bulldada, there is time.  Yes, For J.R. "Bob" Dobbs is the
perfect "Bob" to ask when you need someone to cut you some SLACK.  He alone,
I say that he ALONE represents on Earth the true manifestation of SLACK so 
necessary to the SubGenuis.


Take the first step in fighting of the Conspiracy and avoiding the pinks.


                      Quit your Job!  Slack Off!


                                                        dammit