Here's perhaps an even better idea: wear your little "priest shirts"
(reupholstered dyed-black nehru jackets will do) and walk into the movie,
signalling your "fellow Christians" protesting outside that you need to
see this blasphemy to confirm the stories and report findings to appropriate
churchal authorities, peppering your communication with appropriate comments
of praise and solidarity. Then, when the movie ends, leave the theatre,
hands upreached, screeching "My gHod, they're right! It's all a scam!
We've been fooled! Don't you see, brothers and sisters? It was all a
joke all along! All we've been led to believe is a lie! We've been misled!
My gHod, what have I done? ..." etc.
BTW, what's a "church supply store"? Is it like an Army/Navy Surplus Store?
(A Salvation Army/Nativity Surplus Store???) What else can you get there
besides "priest shirts"? Canteens of holy water? Pope costumes?? Cardinal
uniforms?? Football, baseball, or inquisition-ball?
-- "You're too late, I've come to turn you on..." Rich Rosen bcr!pyuxe!rlr
