Get as many "cloths" as possible, and as many confederates in street
clothes as possible. Make sure you tip all the local TV stations
anonymously, like you're some kind of crazed Xtian... Call as many
Xtain groups as possible anonymously, encouraging them to protest also.
Don't forget to be converted after, French-kiss/feel-up people on the
spot (bonus points will be awarded for doing this while horizontal or
with the same sex). If there are plenty of other Xtians, give the
non-actors non-MotR signs and play up the Jesii thing, or maybe the porn
thing.
