2. I refuse to buy cartons of milk with lost children on them. There's
nothing worse than opening the refrigerator at 3:00 am to get a beer in the
middle of the night and having some child staring out at you blearfully.
3. Speaking of children --
Has anyone else here heard about the SLAY THE CHILDREN charity. If not, then
you should. Whether we like it or not, there is a lot of surplus population
kicking around today in places like Ethiopia, Egypt, India, Etc., (iran and
iraq have been doing very well at reducing their own). These areas are
overpopulated for a number of reasons: not enough birthcontrol, celibacy, or
sterilized females (and males); not enough food for the breeding rate;
drought; outmoded religions that preach nonsurvival tactics in today's world;
flooding of the nile; and many other reasons.
This surplus population is resented by the rest of the population in many
areas, and contrives to keep these areas in conditions of crisis.
Since exporting the surplus children of these areas to other more wealthy
countries to be sold into slavery is out of vogue, it seems much more useful
to consider reducing the surplus population directly.
Hence, SLAY THE CHILDREN. We use our funds to directly contradict and fight
against that most heinous charity, Save the Children, which evilly provides
money and food to areas with surplus population, thereby prolonging the agony
of these people and depriving more savable (and thereby more desirable)
children in the better off countries. What good is it to save a child of
surplus population only to have it grow up to be 14 and start having a baby a
year?
The Chinese are the only people so far who have taken responsibility for
decreasing their surplus population in a sane manner by making it economically
and culturally undesirable for people to have more than one child unless they
are very rich. Any country which is not willing to subject itself at least to
this should be cut off from any funding whatsoever, economic, military, or
charitable.
SLAY THE CHILDREN believes that we should first address the housing problem in
the U.S., the overpopulation here, and rapidly expanding class of single
mothers who are becoming malnourished by having to live off of inadequate
wages or welfare. We have a lobby in congress (we are hoping soon to afford
the same people that the NRA uses), and your contributions will contribute
directly towards paying the salaries of those people as well as hiring
mercenaries to intercept shipments of food and medicine going to these
countries and routing them to ANC rebels in South Africa.
Eddie the raving
