rapture this eve, anyone? & predictions

Bearer of Fresh Toast (toad@cs.cmu.edu)
Tue, 13 Sep 1988 16:51-EDT

Our local paper had a story on page 2 (or was it 1?), saying that many
people thought tonight would the the 2nd cumming.

These beliefs were propagated, of course, by the book "88 Reasons..",
by Edgar C. Whisenant, former NASA rocket engineer (said the newspape).

this is a little hard to believe, unless he has sustained some BD.
Like in reason #74: ``NOTE: The above constituional information was
obtained from the reference desk librarian at the Little Rock Public
Library.''

I wander what the libber would think if i came in and asked about
"references tying the TriLaterel commission with the Illuminati"..
Or what if a lot of people suddenly started asking for "Human Sacrifice
Newsletter" ('specially if you have a few drops of blood on the side of
your mouth..).

``No one knows the exact date or time'' but it's supposed to be around
this Rash-Hash-Ana, and alot of people expect him tonight.

The Anti-Christ is supposed to sign a peace pact with Israel around 21 Sept.

WW III will start at sunset, 3 Oct 88. I bet Ron can't wait..

200 Million demon cavalry come sometime in October, and will hang
around for 3.5 years.

Stock up on Raid, the demon locusts will plague us for 150days,
beginning on 23 oct.

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ok, suppose this is going to happen (wwiii).. have any holiday plans?
i think most of us are in first strike cities; maybe I'll go camping
that week. i'll be back to say sayoonara before you go...

o my
o my