Re: rapture this eve, anyone? & predictions

Matthew Legare (legare@emx.utexas.edu)
Tue, 13 Sep 88 23:47:10 CDT

giant aphids falling from the skies, causing property values to drop beneath
contempt.

people auctioning off nonessential body parts for green stamps.

the morton salt girl appearing in a x-film loop.

and empty chair being elected PRESIDENT of the UNITED STATES of AMERICA.

it's a scary life, chillen.

so save those wrappers and watch the waves, cuz the planet ain't long for
those of the true faith, not just the ones who shelled out the bux, either.
there's the ones who DIED for the Church! that's right, the ones left bloody
on the steps of the supreme court as a warning to others so bold. yes yes.
with a BIG RED STRAP. so you just watch out, dear friends.

some nit let me in on the subgenius mailing list.

BoBtech
9th fist o "Bob" Block n Tackle tabernacle