Rapture warning: stay off the streets

David Vinayak Wallace (Gumby@MCC.COM)
Wed, 14 Sep 88 02:49 CDT

Here in Texas you see cars with the following bumper-sticker: "Warning:
In case of RAPTURE this car will lose its driver."

Apart from the sin of Pride (doesn't that prevent you from ascending?)
this is a serious hazard to public safety. I'm all in favor of this
rapture as a way of getting rid of a lot of sef-righteous prigs, but
someone should sue them for risking the lives of the rest of us!

(Don't worry about the locusts and demons; the hole in the Ozone layer
should take care of them!)