Hurricane and Rapture

David Vinayak Wallace (Gumby@MCC.COM)
Wed, 14 Sep 88 18:46 CDT

The point of the hurricane is to vacuum all those who were without sin
up into heaven. That's why the Hurricane is hitting us here in Texas on
this very day. And to think that Pat Robertson sent one AWAY from his
congregation last year! If I were a member I would be mighty pissed!

Anyway I won't go, I have been told, because I have never been baptised
and hence have Original Sin. Or, as I prefer to think of it, Sin Classic.

Dur Rev Pepsi-septum