Alien Screening

Steve Guccione (guccione@src.honeywell.com)
Thu, 15 Sep 88 10:36:25 CDT

I was going to wait until after the end of the world to post this (I
wouldn't want people wasting their final days reading this sort of
thing). But heck, it might be good for a last yuk or two.

A friend of mine was applying for his "Green Card" recently, so he
could be exploited by Corporate America. He had to fill out a form
called the "Application for Permanent Residence" (from the U.S.
Department of Justice INS, form number OMB # 1115-0053). The form is
apparently used to weed out "undesirables". It is only a three page
form, which contains the following (somewhat amusing) questions:

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24. Have you ever, in or outside of the United States:

a) knowingly committed any crime for which you have not been
arrested?

b) been arrested, cited, charged, indicted, convicted, fined or
imprisoned for breaking or violating any law or ordinance,
including traffic regulations ?

c) been the beneficiary of a pardon, amnesty, rehabilitation decree
or other act of clemency or similar action ?

If you answered Yes to (a), (b) or (c) give the following
information about each incident.

(Form with lines for date, place, Nature of Offense and Outcome of
case, if any)

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26) Do any of the following relate to you ? (Answer Yes or No to each)

A. have you ever been treated for a mental disorder, drug addiction
or alcoholism?

B. Have you engaged in, or do you intend to engage in
commercialized sexual activity?

C. Are you, are have you at any time been an anarchist, or a member
of or affiliated with any Communist or other totalitarian party,
including any subdivision or affiliate?

D. Have you advocated or taught, by personal utterance, by written
or printed matter, or through affiliation with an organization:

1) opposition to organized government

2) the overthrow of government by force or violence

3) the assulting or killing of government officials because of
their official character

4) the unlawful destruction of property

5) sabatoge

6) the doctrines of world communism, or the establishment of a
totalitarian dictatorship in the United States?

E. Have you or do you intend to engage in prejudicial activities or
unlawful activities of a subversive nature?

F. During the period beginning March 23, 1933 and ending May 8,
1945, did you order, incite, assist, or otherwise participate in
persecuting any person because of race, religion, national origin,
or political opinion under the direction of, or in association with
any of the following:

1) the Nazi government in Germany

2) any government in the area occupied by the military forces of
the Nazi government of Germany

3) any government established with the assistance or cooperation
of the Nazi government of Germany

4) any government that was an ally of the Nazi government of
Germany

G. Have you been convicted of a violation of any law or regulation
relating to narcotic drugs or marijuana, or have you been an
illicit trafficker in narcotic drugs or marijuana?

H. Have you been involved in assisting any other aliens to enter
the United States in violation of the law?

I. Have you applied for exemption or discharge from training or
service in the Armed Forces of the United States on the grouond of
alienage and have you been relieved or discharged from that
training service ?

J. Are you mentally retarded, insane, or have suffered from one or
more attacks of insanity ?

K. Are you afflicted with psychopathic personality, sexual
deviation, mental defect, narcotic drug addiction, chronic
alcoholism, or any dangerous contagious disease ?

L. Do you have any physical defect, disease, or disability
affecting you ability to earn a living ?

M. Are you a pauper, professional beggar, or vagrant ?

N. Are you likely to become a public charge ?

O. Are you a polygamist or do you advocate polygamy ?

P. Have you been excluded from the United States within the past
year, or have you at any time been deported from the United States,
or have you at any time been removed from the United States at
government expense ?

Q. Have you procured or have you attempted to procure a visa by
fraud or misrepresentation ?

R. Are you a former exchange visitor who is subject to, but has not
complied with, the two-year foreign residence requirement ?

S. Are you a medical graduate coming principally to work as a
member of the medical profession, without passing parts I and II of
the National Board of Medical Examiners Examination (or an
equivalent examination)?

T. Have you left the United States to avoid military service in
time of war or national emergency?

U. Have you committed or have you been convicted of a crime
involving moral turpitude?

If you answered Yes to any question above, explain fully (Attach
continuation sheet if necessary)

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Steve Guccione
Honeywell Systems and Research Center
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