Re: Alien Screening
Douglas James Trainor (dryfoo@ATHENA.MIT.EDU)
Fri, 16 Sep 88 11:14:37 EDT
} Date: Thu, 15 Sep 88 21:21:23 PDT
} From: trainor@CS.UCLA.EDU (Douglas James Trainor)
} To: stucco toast <toad@cs.cmu.edu>, SubGenius@MC.LCS.MIT.EDU
} Subject: Re: Alien Screening
}
} Fully functional sexual hallucinatory pleasure biosickness between satin
} sheets for up to 7 hours at a time, in true SubG tradition, with
} questionable upbringing, the Prince of Peace, the newly crowned Prince
} of the Perpetual Thorn, the Highest of the Low, the Freshest of the
} Blow, welcomes those from the Other Planeness, the mockers of True
} Justice, the Lyndon LaRouche, fully infected Virginian biopleasure
} units, as we speak, unwitting dupes to the conspiratory forces withing
} their own corporate ranks -- Think Connie, think connie, think the
} pleasure of the pipe!! Yay, thee that shalt not wander not shall become
} the pleasure unit, bound to secrecy from the Bavarian Illuminati, for
} thine shalt mistake thine pipe for the True Pipe, the pipe that floweth
} over with the froth from the 'Frop, thine true Non-Drug. Those have
} tasted of the pipe, and have become entranced with the Teachings, but
} have negated the True Experience of the the Dobbshead. When one fully
} wreckons with the True Dobbshead, once becomes a True Surfer of the Luck
} Plane, not withstanding demonic posession, aka Lower Occult forces, one
} may rise above the programmed framehood of the Manhattan lot, and strive
} for the vestibule of the hermaphrodite, the living pleasure of Dobbs,
} the corn in the ``pop,'' the ying in the yang, the ding in the paint on
} the ``hot rod'' of Life, the Porsche of dogmatism, the Pope's plea, the...
Y'know... I've been pushing my way through William Burrough's THE TICKET
THAT EXPLODED for weeks now, so I've already got a lifetime supply of
this prose-state inflection. Thanks anyway. (And by the way, FWIW, I
believe the phrase is, "The Front Porsche of dogmatism")
Oh, and Rev. Toast take note: I say `O-kay.' Please don't quote me as
saying `O-tay' -- I don't even know what it means -- except it's
pig-latin for the name of the missles that North, Secord, Poindexter,
Casey, and Markov Chaney sold to the Iranians.
-- dr foo
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