green carding

Douglas James Trainor (dryfoo@ATHENA.MIT.EDU)
Fri, 16 Sep 88 11:31:58 EDT

} Date: Thu, 15 Sep 88 12:22:17 EDT
} From: liz@wheaties.ai.mit.edu (Liz A. Highleyman)
} To: subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
} Subject: green carding
}
} > U. Have you committed or have you been convicted of a crime
} > involving moral turpitude?
}
} Surely they could have come up with 5 more to complete the
} alphabet?!
}
} -Liz

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| V. Have you ever engaged in any sexual or mutually stimulative |
| activity in which you or your partner(s) impersonated, mimicked |
| the voice or mannerisms of, wore a mask depicting, or a suit of |
| clothes that parodied, or in any other way evoked the personality |
| of former FBI Director J. Edgar Hoover; or engaged in any sexual |
| or mutually stimulative activity that involved the use of a |
| Hoover(TM) brand vaccuum cleaner product? If so, describe how: |
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What do I win?

-- dr foo