Just heard from a source that certain groups are worried about
The Church Of The SubGenius as a True Cult, citing some kind
of event in Baltimore, Maryland where members ran through the
sewers wearing only dayglo paint.
douglas
Yup, I checked with an Authoritative Source from Certain Groups, and
it's all true. The Uncertain Groups are less sure, so maybe there's
hope. There now, why don't you have a little rest, and wipe the specks
of foam off your lips...