Today's Topics:
Flag-burners have me pig-biting mad!
A FEW SACRED TRUTHS...
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From: Richard Mlynarik <MLY%AI.AI.MIT.EDU@MINTAKA.LCS.MIT.EDU>
Subject: Flag-burners have me pig-biting mad!
Message-ID: <619995.890712.MLY@AI.AI.MIT.EDU>
Editor's note: Columnist Ed Anger rejoins _Weekly World News_ after
two years spent working on a book called _Warface: Memoirs of a Korean
Vet._
Ed Anger is a veteran of that war where he was wounded in the battle
of Pork Chop Hill.
His skull was so badly damaged by mortar shrapnel doctors had to put a
metal plate in his head to save his life.
He was awarded the Bronze Star for valour under fire.
Was hero Ed is married to Thelma Lee and has two children, Jimbo and
Sarah Lee.
Jimbo and his wife Candy recently presented Ed with his first
grandchild, Edward Roosevelt Anger. Ed says that's Roosevelt after
Rough Rider Teddy --- not Franklin.
Ed says that the recent Supreme Court Ruling that allows political
protesters to burn the American flag was the motivating force behind
his return.
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I'm so mad I could bite through the barrel of an AK-47 assault rifle
over the Supreme Court telling Americans they can burn Old Glory if
they feel like it.
What those lily-livered, liberal judges should have done is make it
against the law to burn the Stars and Stripes UNLESS some
commie-loving creep is wrapped up inside it when it is set on fire.
The late, great seamstress Betsy Ross must be spinning in her grave at
this disgrace to our flag.
The only thing that kept me and my buddies flighting mad on Pork Chop
Hill in Korea was the sight of the old Red, White and Blue waving in
the smoky hell of that bloody battle.
Even after I was hit by a mortar round I kept crawling toward those
yellow devils, humming the _Star Spangled Banner_ through my clenched
teeth, my machine gun blazing.
My wife Thelma Jean and I still stand under the flag every morning and
recite the Pledge of Allegiance.
To think some limp-wristed, prancing pinko can set my Grand Old Flag
on fire and get away with it makes me pig-biting mad!
And when I think of those slimeballs burning even one of the many
beautiful American Flags Thelma Jean has sewn for our friends over the
years, the metal plate in my head gets hotter than a howitzer.
If I ever see some creep burning my flag he'd better hope I don't have
a can of Char-co-Lite and a book of matches.
We'll have a good old Fourth of July barbecue --- with him as the main
course.
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READER'S POLL:
Ed Anger is really ticked off about flag burning. Do you agree with
him? Please check one answer below and mail it to Ed Anger Poll,
Weekly World News, 600 East Coast Avenue, Lantana, Fla. 44462. We'll
publish the results in a future issue.
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|_| Yes, flag burning makes me mad.
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|_| No, flag burning doesn't bother me.
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Date: Wed, 12 Jul 89 17:56:26 EDT
Message-Id: <8907122157.AA01730@life.ai.mit.edu>
From: doktor09@doktorvax.dobbstown.org
Subject: A FEW SACRED TRUTHS...
THE SOURCE: JEHOVAH-1 (a.k.a WOTAN, YAHWEH, RA, etc.)
THE TEACHER: J. R. `BOB'' DOBBS
THE GOAL: SLACK
THE OBSTACLE: THE CONSPIRACY AND ITS DUPES, THE NORMALS
THE WAY: THE CASTING OUT OF FALSE PROPHETS
THE WEAPON: TIME CONTROL
doktor 9.
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