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The Answer Rev. (SubGenius Digest #232)
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Date: Wed, 26 Jul 89 17:24:35 MDT
From: Jamie Zawinski <jwz@mustapha.berkeley.edu>
Subject: Fwd: DEATH HATRED MURDER WAR PAIN
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From: nj@ernie.Berkeley.EDU
Subject: DEATH HATRED MURDER WAR PAIN
To: jwz@mustapha.Berkeley.EDU
Date: Wed, 10 May 89 17:50:58 -0400
From: "I'm not an astrophysicist, but I play one on TV" (Bill Wisner) <wisner@terminator.cc.umich.edu>
Subject: DEATH HATRED MURDER WAR PAIN (that grab your attention?)
To: fpuzhpxf@accuvax.nwu.edu
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Subject: From a religious pamphlet in Pittsburgh
DEATH HATRED MURDER WAR PAIN
This is my story oh friends. I am merely a lowly worker in a major
corporation; my position means nothing, yet I have come to a
knowledge that will terrify all who hear it. I have learned after
years as a cog in the corporate machine that there is a conspiracy
in American Society today to corrupt the very moral fibre of our
Great Nation and instill in the populus a desire to commit acts of a
vile and heretical nature. This is a plan conceived by the Captains
of Industry to usurp the centers of religious power throughout the
World and use them to create an international reign of TERROR and
build a society based on LUST and SODOMY and the WORSHIP of SATAN.
Hear me oh friends; I am not a lunatic. I am a sane man, a hard
worker and a true Christian. I did well in school, and I never
took drugs or performed illicit sex. Upon graduation with honors
from a major university I was immediately hired into respected and
well-paying employment. Well I performed my alloted tasks; within
a year I had more than doubled the department's output, and during
the succeeding years I would have excelled again if not for
cleverly planned attempts by certain conspirators to oust me from
my much-needed job and to destroy my every success and aggravate
my every failure; they would stop at nothing to destroy my
reputation and force me out of my home onto the filthy back-alleys
of our society.
Forced to fight against these conspirators I discovered the evil
plot being perpetrated by my co-workers and supervisors. This is
a plot to create a World Government of EVIL and ATHEISTIC vultures
who will destroy the minds of all good Christians and turn them
through a process of chemical baths and ungodly SURGICAL PRO-
CEDURES into a race of MINDLESS ZOMBIES who will do their every
bidding. Most zombies will be consumer/workers, designed to build
and fuel the Great Machine Society from which the EVIL VULTURES
will suck the Life Blood. The remaining Zombies will be LOVE
SLAVES, designed to have alluring smooth skin and LARGE BREASTS
and their only thoughts will be directed to the OBSCENE
GRATIFICATION of the Evil Vultures's VILE LUST. No other ideas
will enter their minds; they will crawl sensuously toward their
VULTURE MASTERS and lick their FILTHY SATANISTIC ORGANS with their
tongues, which will be always HOT and dripping with SALIVA. These
Zombies will perform any act for the Vultures, no matter how VILE
or OBSCENE or CONTRARY to the Will of God. These Zombies will be
forever Lustful; they will lie perpetually on their BACKS and will
move only in acts of HERETICAL SEXUALITY. At all times
they will be ready to SPREAD THEIR LEGS and take in the VILE
PENIS of the Vulture-Masters; at alll times they will be willing to
touch their masters in any way no matter how DEGRADING or
UNCHRISTIAN or COVERED with the FILTHY SPERM of the Vulture's
DISEASE-RIDDEN GENITALIA.
Hear me oh friends, for this is the Time of the Apocalypse. As
the Vultures of the New Evil Empire begin their ungodly plans,
even those as insignificant as YOU or I will be sacrificed in need
be to fuel their sinful designs. Let me tell you a story. There
was a man -- his name in unimportant -- and this man was a good
and pure man. He went to church regularly and was kind to
animals. He was certain that with only the name of God on his side
he would be safe. But he was unaware of the Conspiracy. One day
on the way home from church he was taken off the street and forced
into a van and was driven far from his city, was chained to a
chair, and was told that he was a threat to the Conspiracy, simply
because he was a Christian, and that he would be KILLED and
TORTURED through horrifying and painful DISMEMBERMENT and that the
parts of his body would be used to PAVE THE ROADS and that his
EYES would be ripped asunder and stacked in the corner and his
TONGUE would be torn out and used to wipe the dashboard of the van
and he would CASTRATED and his GENITALS would be used to make
STEW. Frightened was this man when he heard this, for he knew his
time was near, but then his captors told him that they would give
him a chance to JOIN the Conspiracy and become one of them, and he
from fear accepted, so they began the SURGERY which was to turn
him into a ZOMBIE, but soon his captors discovered that this man
had a LIVER INFECTION so they could not make him into a Zombie so
they KILLED HIM OUTRIGHT, and did what they had originally
threatened and he was very sad.
What will become of Man? Surely this Evil Conspiracy will irk
the ANGER of GOD and make Him hurl Man INTO THE PIT for Eternity's
Painful Retribution. THERE IS NO ESCAPE! For truly this will be
the Fate of Mankind unless the Conspiracy is stopped! Have not
the signs of the Four Horsemen become clear? For when you walk
the Path of Righteousness the Time of Ending has become a Cloudy
Spirit, and the EVIL HORDE is on our doorstep! As you go to work
tomorrow morning, remember that the CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD and the
PRESIDENT and all the VICE-PRESIDENTS of your firm are among the
worshippers of SATAN and will undoubtedly attempt to CHAIN you to
their CHAIRS OF EMPLOYMENT and perform onto you the HERETICAL
SURGERY which will turn you too into a MINDLESS ZOMBIE! For this
is the way of the SYNTHETIC HORDE, whose worship of SATAN led by
Margaret Thatcher will cause the FALL OF MANKIND! Take no
chances! REPENT NOW! For the more we follow our present course
of Blindness, the more the EVIL VULTURES will gain control of our
religious centers, and with the help of Jerry Falwell they will
EAT the FLESH of the living and sacrifice their unwilling victims
to SATAN in SACRILEGIOUS rites performed by Ho Chi Minh! THE END
IS NIGH!
Hear me oh friends, for I have seen the Truth. I have walked, lo,
in the raging storm; I have crawled through the burning coals, I
have been buried up to my neck in filth; and I have seen the
Truth! They are everywhere! In every home, on every street,
lurking behind every corner, the Evil Vultures are everywhere!
BEWARE THEM! Without the guidance of the Holy Force, you are
HELPLESS! For their rites and thoughts are contrary to the Will
of God, and they are the spawn of SATAN! For as they worship
their Black Priest Alexander Haig, they will KILL and MURDER every
form of life they encounter in their bizarre rituals of HATE and
PAIN and HUMANISM! For as they dine on the FLESH of their past
martyrs such as Stalin and Kissinger and Sharon Tate, they shall
surely gain the strength they need to USURP control of our lives
and forces upon us their LIFESTYLES of BLOOD! And there is no
escape! You might as well GIVE UP NOW! For you are a VILE
SINNER and cannot hope for the mercy of God! And as you fester
in your vomit and swill you will cry out to the EVIL VULTURES for
mercy and they will hear you and cut your TONGUE from your mouth
to QUIET your screams and yet you will scream still for they shall
not have cut out your VOCAL CHORDS and you shall taste your OWN
BLOOD as you gurgle in PAIN and DEATH! And as the lights of your
soul DIM OUT you will feel the EXCRUTIATING DISMEMBERMENT as the
Evil Vultures RIP you limb from limb and use your bodily parts for
VILE EXPERIMENTS wherein your BRAIN will be placed in the skull of
a MONSTER and you will LICK your FLIPPERS where you once had FEET
and BITE your CLAWS where you once had HANDS and you will know
that you have become a MINDLESS ZOMBIE! An lo, you shall know
that you are in the VILE HELL that you will know was INEVITABLE
and you will hate yourself for not LISTENING TO ME NOW! For your
BRAIN will be ROTTED and your BODY will be dripping with OOZE and
SLIME and you shall be in this state of TORMENT until the END OF
TIME!!!
If you have enjoyed reading about DOOM and DEATH and the END OF
HUMANITY, please send a good-will charitable contribution (not
tax-deductable) to Blind Alley Press, P.O. Box 81864, Pittsburgh, PA
15217.
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From: "The Rt. Rev. Wor. Dr. Y. Foo" <dryfoo@athena.mit.edu>
Subject: Re: The Answer Rev. (SubGenius Digest #232)
Date: Thu, 27 Jul 89 13:00:40 EDT
} Dial-a-Rambam 962-1817
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} [Moderator's Note: Can someone please explain what a 'rambam' is; as in
} 'Dial A Rambam'??? Is it anything like Dial A Gay Atheist? Should I spend
} thirteen cents on Reach Out tonight to find out? Is it worth thirteen
} cents? PT]
Rambam was a Jewish scholar (someone else can give his full name?). The
dial-up is discussions of the fine points of Jewish law. Today the
narrator is discussing laws of purity and defilement, specifically human
semen as a source of impurity.
} Does anyone have any evidence to support RAW's assertion that Neil
} Armstrong was (is?) a 33rd degree Mason?
}
} -- Hugh
He could be. It's not that big a deal. People think that 33rd degree
Masons are the Illuminated Secret Masters, or something like that --
actually they're mostly retired insurance salesmen and the like -- upper
middle-class white men with a lot of time to devote to their fraternal
organizations.
Any Master Mason can join a Scottish Rite body, which continues to
number their degrees up to 32. Upon joining, you are raised to the 32nd
degree in short order (it doesn't denote 20 years of arcane study, or
anything like that). The 33rd degree is reserved as an honorary degree
for members of the Scottish Rite who devote a lot of time or $$, or are
just somebody important.
BTW: The Scottish Rite degrees are supposed to be pretty cool,
historical and moral allegory with great costumes. (I'll probably even
get around to joining in the next year or two.) But it's not the kind
of thing RAW makes them out to be.
-- dr foo
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Date: Thu, 27 Jul 89 21:13 EDT
From: Michael Travers <mt@media-lab.media.mit.edu>
Subject: Uh-oh
Message-Id: <19890728011350.4.MT@OUROBOROS.MEDIA.MIT.EDU>
"I do not see any reason to disseminate the work of weird, crude minds."
-- Sen. Ted Stevens, R-Alaska, in support of the Helms
amendment.
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