SubGenius Digest #237

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1 AUG 89 17:10:56 EDT

SubGenius Digest #237 1 AUG 89 17:10:56 EDT

Today's Topics:

Neil Armstrong
The Answer Rev.
DEATH HATRED MURDER WAR PAIN

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Date: Sun, 30 Jul 89 22:04:59 EDT
From: drw@BOURBAKI.MIT.EDU
Message-Id: <8907310204.AA24042@bessel.mit.edu>
Subject: Neil Armstrong

X-Name: Messenger.EuroPARC

Does anyone have any evidence to support RAW's assertion that Neil
Armstrong was (is?) a 33rd degree Mason?

Well, there's only supposed to be 32 degrees.

Also, has anyone considered setting up a gateway between this mailing
list and the alt.slack newsgroup?

Dale

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From: dryfoo@athena.mit.edu
Message-Id: <8907311721.AA00401@BEETHOVEN.MIT.EDU>
Subject: Re: The Answer Rev.
Date: Mon, 31 Jul 89 13:21:51 EDT

} > Today the narrator is discussing laws of purity and defilement,
} > specifically human semen as a source of impurity.
}
} Is that anything like
}
} > ...at alll times they will be willing to touch their masters in any way
} > no matter how DEGRADING or UNCHRISTIAN or COVERED with the FILTHY SPERM
} > of the Vulture's DISEASE-RIDDEN GENITALIA.
}
} ?

Yes. Exactly like it.

The instant button of sperm-disgust is accessible on most religious
fundamentalists.

Hardsmut featuring "cum-shots" sells most heavily in regions where
strong anti-sex religiousity prevails -- the same regions where
strictures against autosex (termed "self-abuse") are traditionally
beaten (physically and psychologically) into children during the
imprintable stages of early puberty.

It is no new observation that the unintegrated desire for the most
forbidden is alternatively sternly self-repressed or obsessively
wallowed in.

You can bet that when Weepin' Jimmy Swaggart masturbated on his New
Orleans hooker, that he made sure to "spill his seed" onto her cheeks,
breasts, and belly. And that afterwards, he wiped off, zipped up, and
left without a backward glance or friendly word.

In summary: Fundamentalist sperm-disgust is another tool in the
prankster's joke-box. Sperm has magical properties to these people, and
they recoil from it. Good thing the stuff is so easy to obtain.

-- dr foo

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Message-Id: <8907310704.AA03132@hplnpm.HPL.HP.COM>
Subject: Re: DEATH HATRED MURDER WAR PAIN
Date: Mon, 31 Jul 89 00:03:55 PDT
From: "Niels P. Mayer" <mayer%hplnpm@hplabs.hp.com>

> The remaining Zombies will be LOVE
> SLAVES, designed to have alluring smooth skin and LARGE BREASTS
> and their only thoughts will be directed to the OBSCENE
> GRATIFICATION of the Evil Vultures's VILE LUST. No other ideas
> will enter their minds; they will crawl sensuously toward their
> VULTURE MASTERS and lick their FILTHY SATANISTIC ORGANS with their
> tongues, which will be always HOT and dripping with SALIVA. These
> Zombies will perform any act for the Vultures, no matter how VILE
> or OBSCENE or CONTRARY to the Will of God. These Zombies will be
> forever Lustful; they will lie perpetually on their BACKS and will
> move only in acts of HERETICAL SEXUALITY. At all times
> they will be ready to SPREAD THEIR LEGS and take in the VILE
> PENIS of the Vulture-Masters; at alll times they will be willing to
> touch their masters in any way no matter how DEGRADING or
> UNCHRISTIAN or COVERED with the FILTHY SPERM of the Vulture's
> DISEASE-RIDDEN GENITALIA

Yow! This sounds great! "Like I've died and gone to heaven" ... Where can I
get a LOVE SLAVE??

Yo Vulture, quit hoarding the love slaves -- we have disease-ridden
genitalia too, y'know. Spread the wealth. Fight the con.

-- Niels.

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