Today's Topics:
Jolly news
A Batman Fan
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Date: Mon, 14 Aug 89 13:06:23 EDT
From: Dale Worley <worley@compass.com>
Message-Id: <8908141706.AA04664@compas2.compass.com>
Subject: Jolly news
The Boston Globe seems to be on an "optimism" kick -- witness the
headlines in "New England News Briefs":
Perents seek ruling on school closing vote
Mass. man among 2 killed as plane crashes in Maine
Car hits parked bus in Salem; passenger dies, driver charged
South Boson woman dies from multiple stab wounds
Two men are wounded in a Roxbury shooting
Worcester man, 71, is found stabbed to death in apartment
Body of Newton Centre man pulled from Crystal Lake
Dale
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Message-Id: <8908141909.AA00429@BEETHOVEN.MIT.EDU>
From: "The Rt. Rev. Wor. Dr. Y. Foo" <dryfoo@athena.mit.edu>
Subject: A Batman Fan
Date: Mon, 14 Aug 89 15:09:35 EDT
Article 19891 of rec.arts.comics:
From: tyg@caen.engin.umich.edu (Thomas Young Galloway)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.comics
Subject: Gee, I thought Batman got a PG-13 rating...
Summary: Kids, don't try this at home
Date: 9 Aug 89 04:00:00 GMT
Organization: U of M Engineering, Ann Arbor, Mich.
Lines: 28
Dateline Dallas - 27 July 1989
According to a recent report, a local resident of Dallas was in their
yard gardening, when a women's continuous call for help was heard.
"Help me. Please help me." came the cry.
The person hearing the cry, pursued the sound that lead to the house
next door, and into the master bedroom.
There the lady of the house was found stark naked, with her wrists and
ankles strapped to the bed posts. Her husband or mate was lying, OUT
COLD, on the floor, clad only in a Batman outfit, bleeding rather
profusely from a large gash in his head.
It seems the gentleman had attempted to leap from the dresser onto the
bed, however the batman outfit and obscured his vision and he failed to
negotiate the ceiling fan and suffered the act-stopping injury.
All three -- women, man and fan, were treated at the scene.
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