SubGenius Digest #255

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SubGenius Digest #255 26 AUG 89 16:38:48 EDT

Today's Topics:

Forwarding: subGenius
"Bend Over, Richie, baby!"
Xtian Clowns Molest Sick Kids

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Date: 25 Aug 89 04:34:18 PDT (Friday)
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Is "Loren J. Miller" already a member of this esteemed list?

-- Rev. Wu Wei

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I have a questions for all you reverends out there?

How can something tell if it is one of the Dupes or an
abnormal/seeker-of-slack?

How do you differentiate slack from not slack?

-Loren :-)

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Date: Fri, 25 Aug 89 08:49:23 -0400
From: Jim Hofmann 5577 <hofmann@itd.nrl.navy.mil>
Message-Id: <8908251249.AA11473@css.itd.nrl.navy.mil>
Subject: "Bend Over, Richie, baby!"

DORTCH SENTENCED TO 8 YEARS

...A former top aide to disgraced evangelist Jim Bakker was sentenced
yesterday by a federal judge in Chalotte, NC, to eight years in prison
and ordered to pay $200,000 fine for defrauding the public through his
association in the now bankrupt PTL ministry.
Richard Dortch, executive vice president of Bakker's PTL organization
...pleaded guilty earlier this month to reduced charges of fraud and
conspiracy after agreeing to testify for the prosecution against his former
boss. Bakker's own trial began in Charlotte on Monday.
...He had been named along with Bakker in a 24-count indictment last
December that charged, among other things, that the PTL leaders diverted
$4 million to their own pockets. (Washington Post, 8/25/89)

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This does now bode well for Jimmy! Looks like Tammy will be going solo, soon.

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Date: Fri, 25 Aug 89 11:44:02 PDT
From: there IS no ``average'' SubGenius <david@sun.com>
Message-Id: <8908251844.AA29669@david.sun.com>
Subject: Xtian Clowns Molest Sick Kids

An ultra-pink accosted me in the Dallas (!) airport asking for money so
that Christian Clowns could go to hospitals and harass children. When I
said no, he *blessed* me! A sad day in Dobbstown...

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