Today's Topics:
slackness
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Message-Id: <AYzHxku00WAK80tKM0@andrew.cmu.edu>
Date: Thu, 31 Aug 89 10:23:44 -0400 (EDT)
From: Peter Glen Berger <pb1p+@andrew.cmu.edu>
Subject: Re: slackness
Hello,
pat@grebyn.com (Pat Bahn) writes:
> I think I have a lot of slackness, but how can I be sure?
> maybe even this proves i'm slack? so slack I don't know slack?
Send a check or money order for $10 with a one-page autobiography and
a small, autographed black and white photograph to:
The Pittsburgh Slack Institute
2 Bayard Rd Apt 24
Pittsburgh, PA 15213
Our lab assistants will treat these materials with a psyclic redunancy check,
as well as a 'Frop (NOT A DRUG) tolerance test (be sure to caress the letter forat least 5 minutes so that your wa will be sure to permeate it) and will respondwithin two weeks with the exact amount of slack you had at the time you signed
the check.
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Professional Student || BITNET: R746PB1P@CMCCVB
Carnegie-Mellon University || NEXUS@DRYCAS
Do not attend this college. || UUCP: ...!harvard!andrew.cmu.edu!pb1p
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"If only I could/make a deal with god/and get him to swap our places..."
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