SubGenius Digest #267

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16 SEP 89 00:05:59 EDT

STUDENTS CAN'T WEAR BLACK

WEST SENECA (AP) - Junior high school students who wore black clothes -
sometimes associated with Satanism and heavy metal music - were prevented
from attending class in this Buffalo suburb, school administrators said.

Between 60 and 65 students at West Seneca West Junior High School were
kept out of school Tuesday because they violated a new policy against
wearing black clothing.

Principal Richard Caputi said the new policy was not specifically in
response to fears about Satanism, but arose from observations made by the
previous principal that more and more children were wearing black clothing
to school.

Good reasoning: if the kids like black clothing, don't let them wear it.
Nothing to do with a fear of Satanism or heavy metal, uh uh.

-- Eric Haines

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Date: Fri, 15 Sep 89 12:13:25 -0700
Message-Id: <8909151913.AA00481@decwrl.dec.com>
From: "Talk t'me later; I wanna dance. 15-Sep-1989 1131" <callas@eris.enet.dec.com>
Subject: Satan in New Hampshire

This came from Bernie Otterson, a fellow here at Digital who's apparantly found
a Discordian (if not a Spaniard) in the works.

Jon
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The Manchester Union Leader is very conservative and also famous
for publishing letters from readers. I think they publish letters
without reading them. Take, for example, this from August 12.

RESEARCH FINDS "EVIDENCE" OF SATANISM

To the Editors: Mayor Emile Beaulieu is right about potential
Satanic messages in the music and lyrics of the heavy metal band
Metallica. Since the night of the concert, I have conducted
exhaustive research and found no less than three substantiations
of the mayor's allegations on the bands four albums.

When the song "Fade to Black" from the "Ride to Lightning" album
is spun backwards at high speed while the listener stands on his
head meditating, the message "Santa is coming to town" can be
heard between the second and third verses. This is an obvious
reference to Satan in that the band misspelled the crucial word,
placing the ever important letter "n" in the middle instead of at
the end. Both are mem dreddes in red, so we can understand
Metallica's confusion.

Even more ominous is the cassette version of the recent "one"
single. When played on s Sony Walkman with the headphones placed
over the eyes instead of the ears, visions of an Iowa chicken farm
conjure into view. Broken eggs are scattered about the hay floor
as the chickens cackle away. Obviously a metaphysical display of
the pagan cult "chicken dance" ritual, popular with hedonists of
Medieval times.

The final Satanic instance I discovered was from the compact disc
of their "Master of Puppets" album. When the disc is placed in a
microwave oven set oh high power for ten minutes, sparks dance
from the metal as the disc begins to melt. Evidently, the
microwave radiation purges the discs of other-worldly influences,
this making them safe for the teenage listener. Unfortunately,
the process also renders them unplayable and is a pontential
health and safety hazard for the concerned parent attempting to
purge the child's compact disc collection.

It seems the mayor is not so ignorant after all.

name and address provided

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From: Jack Campin <jack%cs.glasgow.ac.uk@nsfnet-relay.ac.uk>
Date: Fri, 15 Sep 89 14:28:11 BST
Message-Id: <19870.8909151328@midway.cs.glasgow.ac.uk>
Subject: I have also The Bible of Hell...

...which the world shall have whether it will or no.

I got this hand-delivered through my letterbox last year. The original was
photocopied ballpoint lettering; I have retained its upper-case, spelling,
punctuation, and as much of the layout as I can.

ANARCHY THEOLOGY C/O DAVY BUSKER 291 ROYSTONHILL
GROUND, GLASGOW G21 2EJ.PLANET EARTH.
ANARCHRIST CAST. ROMAN CATHOLIC CATECHISM VERSE 85
JESUS CHRIST IN HEAVEN LIB TO CHRISTIANS ITS
YOUSE WHO USE THE DRAGON, TO DAVY CONQUER THE
ROMAN CATHOLIC CHURCH USING SATANS POWER AND
CON THE CHRISTIANS, ALLAH LIB TO DAVY CONQUER
THE I.R.A. USING RIGHT OF CHOICE BY MUHAMED THE
PROPHET, THE DEVIL LIB TO CHRISTIANS I THINK ITS MY
SON YOUSE WANT, THE ANTICHRIST LIB SATAN SHOULD
BE USED MORE IN ANARCHY THEOLOGY , SATAN LIB THE
CHURCH AGAINST ONE MAN COWARDS, GOD LIB THE
PROTESTANT CHURCH MUST BE SPLIT.
DAVY LIB TO JESUS IN HEAVEN DUE TO TOTAL REJECTION
BY THE ROMAN CATHOLIC CHURCH OF ME USING SATANS
POWER AND CHRISTIANS REFUSING TO BE COND IT IS NOW
REQUIRED THAT ALLAH GOD SHOULD HAVE A WIFE NAMED
GWYNTH FOR THINGS HAVE BECOME UNREPLEMISHED,
OLD TESTAMENT EXODUS CHAPTER 3 VERSE 14 I AM THAT
I AM LIB TO DAVY TRY ME AND PROVE ME, EXODUS CH 3
V 15 THE GOD OF ABRAHAM ISSAC JACOB LIB TO DAVY COME
TO ISRAEL, JESUS CHRIST LIB TO DAVY CONQUER THE
ROMAN CATHOLIC CHURCH AND CON THE CHRISTIANS USE-
ING SATANS POWER AND GWYNTH.
SODOM AN D GOMMORAH LIB THE PROTESTANT BOYS
ARE FAITHLESS AND BLUE GENESIS CH18 V 20,
SODOMITES LIB WE BELIEVE WE ARE RIGHT AND WE WANT TO
HANDLE IT OURSELVES, GIRLS OF SODOM PLAY LUKE CH 1 V 38
THE HANDMAID LIB, CHILDREN OF SODOM AT MATHEW CH 10
V 35 VARIANCE WITH CHRISTIANS, GENESIS CH 18 V 26 32
IF I FIND IN SODOM 10 I WILL NOT DESTROY IT - IBLIS FROM
QURAN BIBLE, CRAZY HORSE THE INDIAN, THE ANGEL OF KING
BILLY, THE HOLY GHOST ALEISTER CROWLEY'S BOOK OF THE LAW
CH 4 V57 HE THAT IS FILTHY SHALL BE FILTHY STILL, .
REVELATION CH 22 V 3 THE LAMB MATHEW CH 12 V26 IF
SATAN CAST OUT SATAN HOW THEN CAN HIS KINGDOM
STAND - OUR FATHER WHICH ART IN HEAVEN LIB CHURCH
OF SATAN MAKETH HIS SUN TO SHINE ON THE GOOD AND
THE EVIL - THE WEE MOUSE SURAH THE DEVIL EXERCISETH
HIS RULE RULETH BY SWORD HELLS ANGEL AND FIRE,
SANTA MONEY AND POWER, IBLIS WOO WITH HELEN
OF TROY TECHNIQUE IS ETHIOPIAN FAMINE PEOPLE
LIB BAA BAA WHITE SHEEPS AND BLACK SHEEPS
HAVE YOU ANY WOOL,.
THE ROMAN CATHOLIC ASKING GATECHISM VERSE9 WHAT
IS FAITH JESUS LIB ANARCHY THEOLOGY IS ANOTHER
VERSION AND YOUSE ARE TRYING TO GET IT THROUGH
RAPE, JESUS LIB TO GAY PEOPLE TEACH PROTESTANTS
AND ROMAN CATHOLICS TO LOVE EACH OTHER .
QURAN BIBLE CH 3 V 93 ALLAH THE ANT CH27 PRODUCE
THE TORAH CHUMASH OVER HERE IF YE ARE TRUTHFULL
AND READ IT UNTO US - HELLS ANGEL LIB THROUGH
ABRAHAM TO ISRAEL NATION YOUSE SHOULD EXTEND
AN INVITATION TO MAZE PRISONERS TO DO THEIR TIME
IN ISRAEL OPENING YOUR NATION TO THEM WITH PROTESTANT
ROMAN CATHOLIC COMBINED WALK .
POLITICS DARTHVAIDER LIB VOTES COULD BE EXTENDED TO
CHILDREN BECAUSE OF ADULT PERVERSION , NO MARK CH 15
V 15 PLAY .

Glossary of local terms (not that it helps much):
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dragon: as in "chasing the dragon", smoking heroin.
The Protestant Boys: an Orange Order song. I have the tune somewhere but
don't know the words, which he seems to be alluding to.
King Billy: William of Orange.
the Maze: Northern Irish prison that holds many paramilitary politicals.
walk: a sectarian parade, Orange or Republican, with flute and drum bands.

If you write for more information please don't mention my name - that's
only a mile from where I live and I don't much fancy being evangelized.

Jack Campin * Computing Science Department, Glasgow University, 17 Lilybank
Gardens, Glasgow G12 8QQ, SCOTLAND. 041 339 8855 x6045 wk 041 556 1878 ho
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