SubGenius Digest #305

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6 NOV 89 00:13:07 EST

SubGenius Digest #305 6 NOV 89 00:13:07 EST

Today's Topics:

Remember the Situationists! Win Valuable Prizes!
Xtian literature

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Date: Sun, 5 Nov 89 01:18:23 EST
From: Michael Travers <mt@media-lab.media.mit.edu>
Message-Id: <8911050618.AA21139@media-lab>
Subject: Remember the Situationists! Win Valuable Prizes!

The Boston Institute of Contemporary Art is holding an exhibition of
Situationist Art ("On the Passage of a Few People Through a Rather
Brief Moment in Time: The Situationist International, 1957-1972").
The Situationists were French radicals who played a large part in the
Paris uprisings in 1968, and generated a body of social criticism
around the idea of "Spectacle/Commodity Society". They attacked the
mainstream culture as encouraging a passive observation rather than
participation, and the reduction of culture to a commodity. It is
alleged that they were an important influence on the British punk
scene. They liked to break up and attack art exihibitions (and indeed
some latter-day sits have picketed this one.)

Imagine my surpise when I got a flyer from the ICA encouraging me to
join in order to celebrate the exhibition (and the anniversary of the
French Revolution) with a contest to win one of several fabulous
French prizes! These include: Five pairs of Vuarnet sunglasses, a
Tiffany brooch, and a Vuitton travel bag.

Maybe somebody at the ICA has a sense of humor. Then again, maybe not.

"The Situationist Internationale recently was in danger of becoming
not only inactive and ridiculous, but recuperative and
counterrevolutionary. The lies multiplying within it were beginning
to have a mystifying and disarming effect outside. The SI could, in
the very name of its exemplary actions in the preceding period, have
become _the latest form of revolutionary spectacle_, and you know
those who would have liked to maintain this role for another ten or
twenty years."

--Guy Debord 28 January 1971

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Message-Id: <kZJANGG00W0b4It4lc@andrew.cmu.edu>
Date: Sun, 5 Nov 89 18:46:26 -0500 (EST)
From: Peter Glen Berger <pb1p+@andrew.cmu.edu>
Subject: Xtian literature

That's Xtian, not Xist. I actually own this -- someone handed it to
me while I was escorting. I'm not making this up:

SIDE ONE of a long, tapered, ticket-shaped orange piece of paper:
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FREE TICKET *ADMIT ONE* No. 666
To spend Eternity
IN THE LAKE OF FIRE WITH THE DEVIL AND HIS ANGELS
----------------------PRICE OF ADMISSION-----------------------------
TO DO NOTHING AND IGNORE GOD'S SAVING GRACE. "...HE that BELIEVETH
NOT (on the Son of God, Jesus Christ) is CONDEMNED ALREADY." john 3:18
"Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, depart from me, ye
cursed, into EVERLASTING FIRE, prepared for the Devil and his Angels."
matt. 25:41 "And WHOSOEVER was not found written in the book of life
was cast into the LAKE OF FIRE ... and shall be TORMENTED day and
night FOR EVER AND EVER. Rev 20:15 and 20:10 B ...Friend how long does
it take to BELIEVE and TRUST on the Lord Jesus Christ as YOUR Savior
from HELL and the LAKE OF FIRE?... READ THE OTHER SIDE OF THIS TICKET.
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on the "border" of this side it says:
FREE TICKET NO. 666
ETERNAL ADMITTANCE
Into HELL where no human tongue or pen
can adequately describe the horror that
awaits those who reject the Lord Jesus
Christ as their own Personal Savior
EVERYONE A LOSER

The other side of the ticket? Well...
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FREE TICKET *ADMIT ONE* No. 777
To spend Eternity
In Heaven with JESUS CHRIST the Son of GOD
---------------------PRICE OF ADMISSION-------------------------------
"BELIEVE on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt BE SAVED." acts
16:31 "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten
son, that WHOSOEVER believeth in him should NOT perish but, HAVE
EVERLASTING life." john 3:16 "That if thou shalt CONFESS with thy
mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt BELIEVE in thine HEART that God hath
raised him from the dead, thou shalt be SAVED." romans 10:9 "For
WHOSOEVER shall call upon the name of the Lord SHALL BE SAVED."
romans 10:13 HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE FOR A PERSON TO GET SAVED? ...
The very MOMENT you ACCEPT AND TRUST Jesus Christ as YOUR Savior and
Lord,...THAT VERY MOMENT you are saved ... F O R E V E R!
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The Border is:
FREE TICKET No. 777
ETERNAL ADMITTANCE
Freely to HEAVEN forever at the very
moment you have accepted and trust-
ed the Lord Jesus Christ as your own
Personal Savior and Lord, and have
confessed this to others.

EVERYONE A WINNER.
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I definately think that the Church of the SubG should have a few of
these. I'm willing to postscript-hack one up. Any suggestions for
the text would be appreciated...

Have one of *THOSE* babies when the Xists land and it's bye-bye Pink
land...you'll be drivin' in a Cadillac limo into Paradise, with Elvis
on your left hand, the Fightin' Jesus on your right, with J.R. "Bob"
Dobbs in the driver's seat, with a trunk full o' money and a head full
o' slack....

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Pete Berger || ARPA: Pete.Berger@andrew.cmu.edu
Professional Student || BITNET: R746PB1P@CMCCVB
Carnegie-Mellon University || NEXUS@DRYCAS
Do not attend this college. || UUCP: ...!harvard!andrew.cmu.edu!pb1p
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"If only I could/make a deal with god/and get him to swap our places..."
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