Today's Topics:
What to do with those postage paid envelopes ...
Hide the 'frop, it's...
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Subject: What to do with those postage paid envelopes ...
Message-Id: <8911091826.AA13441@asylum.sf.ca.us>
Date: 9 Nov 89 18:26:36 PST (Thu)
From: Brad Sagarin <dragon@asylum.sf.ca.us>
We at the Asylum-cabal (The Left Ball of Eris) have finally discovered
the proper use for the postage paid envelopes from American Express,
Ducks Unlimited, and the American Family Association: just fold up a
"Bob" head, stuff it in, and drop it in the mail.
If one person, just one person does it, they may think he's really sick
and won't send more mail to 'em.
If two people, two people do it, in the same envelope, they'll think
they're both faggots and won't send any more mail to either of 'em.
And If three people do it. Can you imagine three people foldin' up a
"Bob" head, stuffing it in, and sending it out? They may think it's an
organization.
And can you ... can you imagine fifty people a day. Fifty people a day
foldin' up a "Bob" head, stuffing it in, and sending it out? Friends,
they may think it's a movement.
And that's what it is ...
Ewige Blumencraft,
Brad
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Brad Sagarin 2610 Monserat Ave. Home: (415) 594-9268 fnord
dragon@asylum.sf.ca.us Belmont, CA 94002 Work: (415) 598-3688
"Dis no library. Buy or get out!" - Lupo the Butcher
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Date: Thu, 9 Nov 89 23:57 EST
From: Michael Travers <mt@media-lab.media.mit.edu>
Subject: Hide the 'frop, it's...
Message-Id: <19891110045704.9.MT@OUROBOROS.MEDIA.MIT.EDU>
In Spite of Popular Demand...
He's Back!
Ranting and Preachin' the Word of BOB!
Stinky Towel Records
presents
JANOR'S CRACKHOUSE
plus
The Fabulous BILLYGOONS
Starring
JANOR HYPERCLEATS
The World's WORST Comedian!
Also Featuring
Pagan Kennedy
Due to the outrageous, shocking and -- quite frankly-- horrifying
nature of these shows, the management must ask that EACH AND EVERY
PATRON attending these performances show absolute, positive proof of
age, including a signed affidavit stating that they are 21 years of age
or older (officiated by a recognized notary public no more than 24 hours
prior to the performance) in order to enter or leave the theater! The
management cannot -- and will not -- be held responsible, either
legally, financially, morally, or in any way for victims of heart
attacks or internal bleeding due to compulsive laughter! The management
further disclaims any responsibility for victims or families of victims
who laugh so hard they drown in their own pee!! Each patron must provide
proof that they can swim and/or be in possession of a certificate of
elementary or intermediate YMCA swimming lessons in order to prevent
urinary engulfment.
APPEARING AT: The Middle East, November 15. Obligatory Love Offering
$5.
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