Today's Topics:
Connie's Mail
my girlfriend says her dad is bob dobbs!
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From: "Scott St.John" <ssj@ai.mit.edu>
Date: Tue, 28 Nov 89 13:34:04 EST
Message-Id: <8911281834.AA01142@rice-chex>
Subject: Connie's Mail
Below is the text of a real letter we received here at MIT for Connie:
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Connie Dobbs
545 Main St. #711
Cambridge, Ma 02139
Nov 17-89
Dear Connie,
It's been a while since you were introduced
to Dianetics. Let me know what questions you have
about it.
Sincerely,
Richard Wheeler
Hubbard Dianetics Foundation
448 Beacon St.
Boston, MA 02115
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Message-Id: <8911290250.AA07011@hplnpm.HPL.HP.COM>
Subject: my girlfriend says her dad is bob dobbs!
Date: Tue, 28 Nov 89 18:50:42 PST
From: "Niels P. Mayer" <mayer%hplnpm@hplabs.hp.com>
Dear "Ask Miss Slack":
I was showing my girlfriend a HP-internal technical report I had written
that surreptitiously included a bitmap-o-dobbs in one of the graphics
screendumps of a program I wrote. She does not know of Dobbs, but when she
saw this bitmap, she exclaimed -- "that looks just like my father, and he
even smokes the same kind of pipe!".
Now granted, there's a bit-o-dobbs in every father, but in this case, she
said the resemblance is uncanny.
Am I dating the daughter-o-dobbs? If so, how can I tell? Is there any
special treatment I should bestow upon her? Should I give her my
congrat-ululations? Perhaps smear molten velveeta over myself to appease
this goddess of slack?
Any suggestions appreciated.
Signed,
The Hon. Rev. Sensei Millian Li Serge
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