Today's Topics:
Re. Holy Alamo Christian Church
Daughter of Dobbs
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Message-Id: <8911292318.AA19737@julia.math.ucla.edu>
Subject: Re. Holy Alamo Christian Church
Date: Wed, 29 Nov 89 15:18:44 PST
From: Vulture of Light <trainor@math.ucla.edu>
You struck a nerve! Tony Alamo is wanted in California for various
offenses (not sure if it's still child abuse...) and now the warrants
have gone federal, so he is a federal fugitive -- the FBI is after him.
Despite this, he recently had his photo taken with Mayor Bradley of
Los Angeles, sporting one of his designer jackets.
He had been selling them at Nancy Reagan-type department stores for
around $800-$1,000 per jacket (consider that slave cult zombies, some
of them children, allegedly produce the jackets). Anyway, most of
the stores have yanked them off the shelves in the light of Mr. Alamo's
recent activities, and Mr. Alamo is irate.
This church puts out volumes of disinformation rants, some of which
mention SubGenius-affiliated individuals by name! I turned some of these
over to said individuals for their upcoming law suits, so some of my
friends might end up owning a piece of the foundation's real estate and
assets (p = 0.98).
Also, despite Mr. Alamo's status, you can call the church number, and
if they think you're a reporter, you can get an interview the same day
(he'll call back a few hours later). Happy hunting-seeking...
Dog-Less
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Date: Wed, 29 Nov 89 14:21:27 -0900
Reply-To: FSDEM2%ALASKA.BITNET@mitvma.mit.edu
From: "Toast, Sex, & Fig Newtons" <FSDEM2%ALASKA.BITNET@mitvma.mit.edu>
Subject: Daughter of Dobbs
Message-ID: <8911291823.aa28797@mintaka.lcs.mit.edu>
Dear Rev. Sensei Serge:
Dating the daughters of powerful cult figures is not generally an advisable
practice. My first recommendation is that you dump her as soon as possible,
change your identity, and move to a small tropical country far away from
anything.
Barring that, velveeta-smearing would be the next best course.
--Ann Landers
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